Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
Oh, thank Odin. I got to the part where you can pick to get the man-shotgun, but I opted against it because of the option to get assault rifles and shit instead. Since every now and then I can't charge into shit like a goddamn badass, because it will get me killed. And I was pretty happy with my current shotgun's performance. So I figured having a longer range weapon would be more useful.
But after I picked the rifles I kept wanting to restart from the save before and get the man-shotgun, because I felt like a pussy for not picking it. Good to know it wasn't all that. No regrets. Fuck yeah.
Also, I liked the final guy that I found, since he's a goddamn robot with sniper rifles and shit. Didn't really get to use him much since those asshole things attacked my shit and kidnapped my secretary. Which pissed me off, so I went after them. I banged that alien chick with the mask, because she volunteered for a dong impaling before any of the other chicks, and went off to fuck shit up. I fucked shit up, rescued my secretary, and blew up the alien dude robot thing while monster dude and my other dudes held off the other alien things. Illusive dude was pissed, but fuck that guy. Masked alien chick told me that me banging her made her sinuses all clogged up or some shit. I didn't know if I should take that as a compliment or not, but whatever.
Good fucking game though.