Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
So I was in a public restroom in the mall yesterday.
I saw a guy’s feet in a stall when I walked in…and there was a very stinky smell so I assumed he was taking a major dump. So I got quiet for a while and let everything settle down, you could hear a faint grunting sound and the ever so slightly ‘kerplunk’ of a turd dropping down. Other that this guy’s shit, you could hear a pin drop…
Then I let out this war cry as loud as possible and threw myself against his stall door as hard as I could, causing a loud bang. I bet that this guy hasn’t been this scared in his life because he yelled in a very surprised fashion and said “WHAT THE FUCK?!” really loud… and started to try to stand up, I could hear him fumbling with his pants because his belt buckle was making a noise.
I was long gone before he made it out of the stall though.
Last edited by Shrike; 03-04-2011 at 07:14 PM.