@ Major_Stranger I don't know if papercuts in his tongue would be worth it...
And, like an slowpoke, I finally came to the conclusion why Iruka is in the polls: KakaIru is the most popular pairing of Japan.
That probably explains why there's no A, Killer Bee, Jiraiya, etc. on the polls: they're not pretty enough for the female teens.
Statisticians?