Re: Narutard chat thread
The fuck? How'd we get to receiving a billion dollars? I'd buy up a nice and huge portion of Northern Ontario land with no roads, put a large fence around it, build a beautiful ranch that can run completely off the grid, with all that ecopower shit and well water and whatever, get a couple of horses for the wife and live quietly away from everyone and write books, essays and little internet posts that let everyone know they are stupid and I'm so much more awesome.
So, nearly like my current life, but with no responsibilities, huge wads of cash and kilometers away from everyone. When the world ends, I'd only know because you fools wouldn't talk a back to me.
It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.