Re: 48÷2(9+3) = ??
I thought the "Oh wow. A bunch of dudes are on my dick. " thing was just wishful thinking on his end. Because of the whole 'fag' thing.
Because I googled "Everyone is on my dick" like he suggested and nothing came up. "Get off my dick" came up on urban dictionary. Which basically said it means "Leave me alone boo hoo = (" Which is pretty unmanly, not sure why any self-respecting dude would say that. But eh. He never made any indication that he wanted anyone 'off' his 'dick' anyway.
So tl;dr of everything nlb posted in here: Would not bang hawt chicks. The most masculine figure in my life doesn't accept me. = ( Wow, look at all these dudes on my wang!