So yeah, smacks of a hoax, but hell, too funny not to post:
IVAN Stoiljkovic , 6, has an extraordinary talent: the ability to attract metallic objects - from spoons to heavy frying pans - to his body.
He is said to be able to carry up to 25kg of metal stuck to his torso. Ivan's family also claims that his hands can emit heat and his mysterious ability has also given him healing powers.
Medical checkups so far have reaped inconclusive results.
Magneto? Is that you?
Uh... yikes. I have seen the future... spandex wearing, hot superheroes was such a lie...
A simple souvenir of someone's kill
And like the sea
I'm constantly changing from calm to ill
Madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
oh, how I'm breaking down