Re: Narutard chat thread
Your boss seems small time. Wear a wire, get some dirt on him and then go to the cops, get your surgery and be whisked away into the comfort of witness protection. Maybe you can start a new life in France or something. Be one of those snooty cooks who tell you what you think is tasty rather than let you make up your mind.
It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.