Re: Naruto541 Predictions/spoilers
E: Back to your cage.
Naruto: No! I must save Sasuke!
E: He's a criminal, you can't save him!
Naruto: But I must, I ... er... respect him as an equal!
Tsunade: But he doesn't respect you, how can you be so devote? What is Sasuke to you!?
Naruto: He's my friend! (tearing up)
E: Aw, here come the water works again.
Naruto: Shut up! If you had to kill your friend, how would you feel?!
E: If he was a lying, murderous douche... I'd enjoy doing it. Bitch earned it.
Naruto: Shut up! Youd on't understand anything!?
Bee: C'mon bro, why you gotta be so hard on the boy? A child's pain is not something you should enjoy.
Tsunade: Look, Naruto... we can't risk you falling into Madra's trap. Please return to the island. Perhaps there is something we can occupy you with. <fingers at her blouse>
Bee: Now that's an offer!
Naruto, looks confused: What? You mean... ew. You're like 40 years older than me, granny!
Tsunade, looking cross: But I have the body of a 25 year old!
Bee: A plastic 25 year old.
E and Tsuande look a Bee.
E: respect the hokage brother! And Naruto, go to your room now!
Naruto: You can't order me around! I'm old enough to make my own decisions!
Tsunade: I'm not telling you again, mister. gah, I can see why you were always pining over that tom boy Sakura... even if Sasuke is prettier, this is not what I want from you.
Naruto: Go away! YOUR NOT MY PARENTS!!
Tsunade: No, they would have stop you a long time ago.
Naruto: No they wouldn't! They told me to stop Sasuke and Madara!
E: Your dead parents told you this?
Naruo, nodded, tears fallling.
E: Shit, he's bat crazy. Get him!
Bee, slams the ground before them, creating a big dust crowd: Go little buddy! I'll hold them off.
Naruto, whipping tears: Thanks Bee man. I'll show Sasuke the depths of our bondage and make him stop. <runs off>
E: Blast this dirt. He's getting away, Tsuande - come on! <runs off>
Tsunade begins, but Bee grabs her arm: Let go!
Bee: Why? I told Naruto I'd keep you busy... I believe you were about to offer something to make us good boys who behave.
Tsunade pauses... smiles.
Next time: Chasing Trails and Tails - Kishi borrows plotlines from Naruto Hentai sites and bad after school tv specials.
It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.