Re: Games and all things related
So basically, there's a superhero nightclub in the game which is just for socialising. Which means naturally, it's full of RPfags. So we go in, and I declare to the whole room, "ATTENTION PARTYGOERS. ARE YOU READY TO PARTY HARD?", and then start dancing.
There's this normally-dressed couple on the dancefloor. They're clearly having some sort of RP date or some shit. That's Cpt. Smash and Jewels up there. This is obviously, incredibly stupid. Therefore, I dance towards them, and start grinding in their general direction, while everyone else starts to do the same. I keep telling them to "GET FUNKY", and asking them if their "BODIES ARE READY FOR THE PARTYING HARD". There's some other guy dressed like a metalhead flying around as well, who obviously knows them, and they're all confused/annoyed. Eventually they walk to the other side of the dancefloor, when I suggest we all go and do pushups around them. See above. After asking me to "Back off, buddy", our hero Cpt. Smash challenges me to a fight outside the club (PvP is disabled inside). Of course, I tell him to COME AT ME BRO and we all start declaring that SHIT IS GOING DOWN.
So, I go outside the club, and of course, start dancing while waiting for this guy to arrive. I'm waiting for a while, and Arty, Maze and Nero come out of the club and start waiting with me. After a good few minutes, Cpt. Smash comes outside, yelling "YOU THOUGH YOU COULD GET AWAY THAT EASILY?", and I'm like, bro, I am clearly getting funky here for the duration. So, the guy initiates PvP, and basically just stands there while I fill him with lead. He was like, max level, so I was never going to do damage. After a minute, still in PvP, I just start dancing at him again. Telling him he's being served, and that his moves will never be as funky as mine. So, he punches me across the street, and I'm like, WHEEEEE. He kills me in a couple of hits, but as soon as I die I superspeed right back there, and start dancing again, asking HEY GUISE WHAT'D I MISS. The guy then took his RP-probably-a-dude-girlfriend back in the club without another word. Success.