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Old 08-01-2011, 01:39 AM   #14162
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

This dude came into work today and asked me if we have anything like the shit bodybuilders take, like supplements and shit, for dogs. I just fucking laughed at him, then said yeah. We've got vitamins. I would think a lot of bodybuilders take a multi. So he bought fifty dollar dog vitamins. What a dipshit. (For asking that shit, and actually buying fifty buck dog vitamins.)

My bro is playing Catherine. He's comes over to me after a few hours playing it and starts telling me about it. He described it saying it's like trying to solve a rubix cube while covered in gasoline and having a trail of fire heading towards you. It's also a good way to train your manly spirit, since it tries to spirit break you all the fucking time. Sounded awesome, so I went over to watch him play. It was just some dude in his boxers pushing blocks around. So yeah, it looks pretty cool.

My sister went on a diet because she's a fat fuck. She always bitches about how hard it is to lose weight. Finally I told her to stop being such a pussy, losing weight is easy as fuck. She went on and on about how stupid I am and how I could never understand what it's like to be a mammoth fatty trying to lose weight and shit. So I bet her fifty bucks I could lose fifteen pounds before she lost three. I won two days later. Fuck yeah, cheating by cutting all water weight.

Now she won't have the money to buy so much fucking food. Goddamn, I'm nice.
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