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Originally Posted by OG
ey, if it was about a dudes beard or nonbeard ud say something too, whereas i wouldnt care so much, same kinda thing XD
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That's completely different. Beards are a window to a man's soul. A rugged, manly window. That's important shit.
Oh, and I figured out how you beardless dudes can be beardless and still be manly: Shave with a straight razor. Preferably an extra manly one, like this one made of
fucking damascus steel holy fucking shit:
Every shave is like a dance with death, and it supposedly takes a respectable amount of skill. I dunno, gentlemen. It is possible that shaving with one of these beasts is manlier than growing a manly beard? Sharpening your blade and honing your skills so that you can defeat the very essence of your manly pride. Is this the true meaning of what the samurai warriors of long ago spoke of?
These questions...I will continue my research, comrades. If there are even greater peaks of manliness out there, then I must conquer them! It is my duty
as a man.