I don't know whether to be honoured that Miburo made a character of me or annoyed that he made me the wizard, which means magic which he doesn't respect. Sounds like:
Me "I'll hit them with my spell!"
Miburo: "Yeah yeah, old man... keep your fairy dust in your pants. Watch the men hit things!"
Me: "Awwww... why'd you create me if you're never going to let me zap something?"
Miburo, shrugs: <battle cry>!
Originally Posted by Mal
Well considering it's Debbie Does Dallas...
Hehe - it is amazing how many people forget that Dallas was the creepy, old married sports store owner who secretly lusted after Debbie who she does in the final act (the only person Debbie has sex with) for big money to complete the goal. Life lessons - they really should show this in schools. A) sex ed and B) girls can learn that if they need money they can always prostitute one time to perverted old guys and all will be well.