Re: Narutard chat thread
Red cross just called me, but I didn't get to the phone in time. I'm pretty sure I'm not eligible to donate any blood till december, and I never gave them any money. They didn't leave a message, and they never called me before.
The only thing I can think of is I last gave some blood a couple weeks ago, and they were calling me because they found the AIDS or some shit. I haven't had any buttsex or touched any black people recently, so I have no clue how I would have gotten the AIDS though. Kinda weird. If they're calling me for more blood already, then I'm telling them I just had a tattoo of me having tons of buttsex with black people tattooed on my back to celebrate the tons of buttsex with black people I participated in recently. That's what they get for making me think I have the AIDS.