Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
Went to old navy because my sister said they have pretty awesome socks on sale. Like those awesome compression socks that feel kinda like how you would think ninja socks would feel like. Total battle socks. Anyway, socks acquired and as I'm leaving I hold this door open for some chick who was leaving too, like the goddamn gentleman that I am, and she's all like "God Bless." So I'm like "No problem." Which I guess wasn't the right answer because she turns around and goes "God Bless" again and she's just standing there staring at me with this kinda creepy smile grin thing. I dunno. So I just look at her with a kinda "what the fuck?" look for a second and then go "Oh, yeah. Allah Akbar to you too." And then she gives me a "what the fuck?" look, but I gotta get home and put on my fucking ninja socks so I strolled past her and got the fuck out of there. Like I got all goddamn day to humor attention-whoring short chubby bitches. Fucking chobbits.