LonelyNinja

The fuss is that they're intelligent creatures and in order to preserve our position as the dominant species on this planet we must consume them all!

In other news:

Dad and I went to this local Thai restaurant to get some duck ('cause duck is ducking felicious). A few minutes after we get seated and ordered our food these four hipsters walk in. They sit down at the table next to us and are talking rather loudly about The Daily Show and whatnot, making fun of Sean Hannity, and otherwise just being young liberals. No big deal, since this community is all kinds of retarded conservative. Then they start talking about their vegan/vegetarian lifestyles and my dad and I are like, "Oh boy, here we go!" One of them says, "Yeah, I've been a vegetarian for a week now" and the others are all proud and astounded 'n' shit. Of course, my dad' and I thought that was retarded. Then they were going on about their friend who was acting in a play "but he's never acted before, but his performance is so real, like he isn't acting, but he is actually that role!" (By the way, the role was that he was acting in a play as a mother. Make of that what you will.) Jack Nicholson was then brought up, to which one said, "I doubt you've heard of this film, but..." and then went on about it. He later added that "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" made him cry and that it would make his other friend cry, too. Dad and I exchanged glances of exasperation. 9/11 conspiracies were brought up, because hipsters are unpatriotic scum. They talked about some new bill that, by their interpretation, would let the military kill anyone so long as they were labeled as a terrorist. Obama meeting the president of Coca-Cola somehow came about, to which one of the hipsters vehemently claimed that Coca-Cola "kills African children!" And not in that "X is so bad that they Y," but in a completely serious claim. Last few things I remember was something like vegetables were meant to be eaten because they grow in the ground (to which I mockingly said to my dad that ducks were meant to be eaten because they fly {the duck was fucking delicious, and I was tearing into it like a carnivorous barbarian while they were all vegan 'n' shit}) and complaining about the States' reliance on corn for everything, like food, energy, and what-have-you. My dad wanted to point out to them that this was not a bad thing for precisely the reasons they listed.

Fucking hipsters.

Oh, and some fat white tool complained that his curry was too spicy. We were in a Thai restaurant, for God's sake. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

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