Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
I roll a halfling wizard in DnD. He's called Kilgar The Relentless, and his two weapons are his fists and "verbal abuse". He swears at everything, and either punches it or sets it on fire. His motivation for being on the quest is that it's part of his anger management course.
Last week he picked up a mastercrafted axe. He insists on using it in combat even though his stats mean he can't hit shit with it.