Re: Games and all things related
That thread is lame.
Infinity Blade II on my iPhone. Fucking awesome. Was wandering my way through underground catacombs when I came to an enemy. The game gives you a little pop-up thing you can click on to see some information about the enemy, and it told me thing guy was a level 75 Stone Demon, which was approximately 70 levels higher than me. I thought he didn't at all look like a level 75 Stone Demon, so I went to fight him.
I walk up to him and he's all "Mortal! How dare you [monologue]-" and mid-sentence this motherfucker gets completely flattened by this HUGE ASS Stone Demon and I'm all "OH SHITFUCK."
And then I got raped.