Re: Us government's trick to violate civil liberties
But gaiz - I totally heard the Us government plants a computer chip in every baby born. The nurses totally do it when they take the baby from the mother to bath when everyone's back is turned. It's so small you can't pick it up with x-rays!! They use it to track our every movement and see what we buy and read and learn and shit.
That's why it is the Us government - they are watching us!!!
I know this because A) computer chips exist. B) governments exist. C) nurses exist. D) babies exist. E) x-rays exist.
Totally plausible theory that we all believe.
It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.