Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub...
Oh, thank ODIN. Still a horrible threat on my end. But in that case, good times I guess. Remember that time I tricked you by exploiting the fact that English is your second language? That was pretty dick of me. Glad it all worked out in the end though. = )
My aunt was telling me about this dude that was a male nurse and gay and some thing else that would bring shame to one's family if the family is full of douchebags that was related to my aunt's friend (So aunt's friend's relative). I guess his family was always giving him shit, so one day he went out in the shed and chopped his own head off with a chainsaw. Now, this could all be bullshit, I don't know if it actually happened or anything. But my aunt actually told me this shit. I told her that is fucking awesome. And she was all like "how could you say that" and shit. So I had to clarify that the beheading himself with the chainsaw part is awesome. Not the his family drove him to suicide part. She had to agree, because, goddamn that's awesome. Just mentioning it because if I'm going to kill myself I'm going to make sure it tops that shit.