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Old 05-17-2012, 07:59 PM   #2806
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Now for a Diablo 3 quicky.

For all the would be lonely ladies (or men) who happened to be coupled with a current or soon to be Diablo addicted mate. A French sex toy company is offering a free miniature vibrator, with proof of pruchase, to those who have lost their partner to the game.

Originally Posted by Absoloo website (piss poor google translation)
Ladies and ?

Your man has not left his computer since the release yesterday of Diablo III?

Still a long time before you find yourself in his arms during a romantic evening ...
You yearn ... You feel abandoned ... Abandoned ...

The situation is so, you must admit, your man would rather go in search of magical jewels, gloves sorcerers, and other heavy war clubs to get XP points rather than engaging in the research of your G-spot and gain sexual experience.

So what to do?

Do not despair over! We decided to help you!
Also, to those who moaned about the cartoonish art style.It seems Blizzard answered back with the D3 equivalent of the secret cow level. Where adventurers can battle it out against Twinkleroots, Rainbow Unicorns, and Cuddle Bears.

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