How are people talking about traditional toys and not say the holy slingshot? I mean, what can possibly be better at harming innocent creatures? Oh yeah, a rifle at age 15 and having your first shot end up in your brother's butt-cheek. Hilarious bush doctor shenanigans ensued.
I finger the tubez all the time.... When I'm on my tablet. Smoke comes out when I flick at the wiki page on the clitoris.
Good to know, that way you don't go to the vulva page and set the tablet on fire. Oh wait.