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Old 01-06-2005, 06:39 PM   #2
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(...and continuing...)

Okina: On the seventh day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Seven Jars of Wine!!

Misao: Gramps!! You’ve already had six! I don’t think you can handle seven.
Okina: I can handle as many as I want to, Misao. *falls over*
Kiarae: Like I didn’t see that coming.
Misao: Gramps... *sweatdrop*

Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Sano: Hey, I want some.
Kiarae: You should have thought about that before you broke the tree. *looks around* Where there’s sake, there’s always...Hiko.

Hiko: On the eighth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Eight Swordsman Lessons!!

Hiko: Idiot apprentice. You’ll never learn.
Kenshin: But Master, I have already learned the ultimate attack of the Hiten Mitsurugi style, that I have.
Hiko: Not you, Yahiko.
Kaoru: But Yahiko’s MY student.
Yahiko: Not anymore. Master Hiko’s way cooler than you are Kaoru.
Kaoru: *watery eyes* But without you...*sniff*...I don’t have anyone to teach. *sniff*
Kenshin: Don’t cry Miss Kaoru. You can teach me if you like, that you can.
Kaoru: *sniff* Really?
Yahiko: Kaoru teach Kenshin!? *bursts out laughing*
Kiarae: She should teach him proper English while she’s at it.

Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Sano: Hey Kaoru, I’ll be your student, but you gotta get me out of this tree first.
Kaoru: *perky* Really Sanosuke?
Megumi: Ahem? *waves flash at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *backs away* That’s okay. I’m good at teaching one student at a time.

Tsunan: On the ninth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Nine Exploding Bombs!!

Sano: Tsunan, hurry. Blow this tree up and get me outta here!
Tsunan: That would blow you up too, you idiot!
Sano: Then make a smaller bomb, you jerk!
Kiarae: That wouldn’t work either. You do know that there’s flash powder in that camera right?
Sano: So?
Tsunan: An explosion like that would take the Dojo with it.
Kaoru: NO ONE’S BLOWING UP MY DOJO!! NOT NOW THAT I HAVE A NEW STUDENT!!
Kenshin: Calm down Miss Kaoru.
Kiarae: I’d run Tsunan.
Tsunan: *already gone*

Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Sano: Tsunan? Little Missy? Won’t somebody get me down from here?
Chou: Quit yer whinin’ rooster-head. Ain’t yer turn ta be singin’, now is it?
Sano: You got something to say, broom-head?
Kiarae: Can it!

Shishio: On the tenth day of Christmas, the Revolution gave to me...Ten Juppon Gatana!!

Yumi & Kamatari: Lord Shishio!!
Chou: Here it comes. Now t’ cheer-girls’re gonna get ta fightin’ again.
Yumi: I can’t believe you still love Lord Shishio!
Kamatari: At least he tolerates me!
Yumi: I died for him, you HOMO!
Yumi & Kamatari: *Catfight!*
Iwambo: *watches them fight and laughs*
Kiarae: Yumi needs to meet Tomoe.
Sano: ANOTHER ZOMBIE!! It’s gonna steal our souls!
Soujiro: I think that Mr. Sanosuke has been stuck in the tree for too long.
Anji: Maybe my training was too much for him?
Chou: Don’t need ta worry ’bout that, Anji. Rooster-head’s always been a straw short of a haystack.
Hoji: I must agree. He actually believed that he could challenge Lord Shishio on his own, when the Batosai had already fallen.
Kiarae: Kenshin won that battle, if you’ve forgotten.
Hoji: No! Lord Shishio was victorious!
Usui: That is denial. I would have loved to see Shishio’s defeat.
Fuji: You couldn’t have if you tried.
Usui: *whacks Fuji sky high*
Fuji: *collides with Henya and they both come down*

Nine Exploding Bombs...
Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Misao: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Eleven Oniwaban!!

Misao: We get to bring back the entire Oniwaban group for this. I’m so happy!
Kiarae: If this doesn’t give Sano a heart attack, I don’t know what will.
Beshimi: It’s good to be back.
Hyottoko: Yeah, you have to love these Christmas Specials.
Shikijou: I’m here for the food. You don’t get much in the afterlife, you know.
Hanya: I wonder where Lord Aoshi and Miss Misao have gone?
Misao: Hanya! You guys! *hugs all of them, nearly choking Hanya* It’s great to see you all again! Sorry Lord Aoshi isn’t here to see you.
Shikijou: Then where is he?
Kiarae: *points* I think that’s him, but I’m not to sure.
Aoshi & Saito: *arguing with each other*
Aoshi: I have more fans than you and you know it!
Saito: In your dreams pretty boy! You don’t even smoke. How can you have any fans that way?
Aoshi: I have fans, because they know I won’t die from cancer any time soon.
Kenshin: Now now, there’s no need to fight about it, that there isn’t.
Aoshi & Saito: SHUT UP!! *continue arguing*
Okon: I think that Master Hiko has the most fans. *swoon*
Omasu: *whispers* Be quiet Okon.

Ten Juppon Gatana...
Nine Exploding Bombs...
Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Kiarae: *sigh. Looks up in tree* How many fans do you have, Sano?
Sano: *freaked out daze*
Yahiko: I haven’t seen him like that since we rode on the train.
Kiarae: I guess all the dead people got to him. *evil grin*
Okina: *from out of nowhere* The entire Oniwaban is back together! Time to celebrate!
Shiro: No more celebrating for you, Okina.
Kuro: Yeah, that last time you were out for a while.
Okina: Nonsense! I can celebrate anytime I want, and you young whippersnappers can’t stop me! Come on Sae, Tae, let’s have some more!
Kiarae: There isn’t anymore. You used it up on the last round.
Okina: Really? Okay...*thinks*...then bring us some...sweet tea!
Group: *all fall down*

Kaoru: On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Twelve Homemade Dishes!!

Yahiko: I thought Christmas songs were supposed to have happy endings?
Kiarae: I think I agree with Yahiko on this one.
Kaoru: Come on, who wants to try it?
Kenshin: I will Miss Kaoru. *tastes the food and sweatdrops* It’s quite delicious, that it is. *forces himself to swallow*
Kiarae: *thinks* No way I’m taking Kenshin’s advice on Kaoru’s cooking seriously. We need another guinea pig. *looks into tree* Hey Kaoru, Sano says he’ll try your cooking.
Kaoru: He will?
Sano: *comes out of daze* I’ll what!?
Kiarae: I won’t let you down until you try Kaoru’s cooking. *puts a plate onto the branch*
Sano: *stares at the food and contemplates*
Kiarae: It’ll take him a while to decide so let’s finish up.

Eleven Oniwaban...
Ten Juppon Gatana...
Nine Exploding Bombs...
Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And...

Sano: Gak! *falls out of tree. His face is a lovely shade of pale green*
Kenshin: Poor Sano.
Kiarae: This is fun. I did say he couldn’t come down until he tried her food right? Let’s see what happened to his soul. *waves the photo a few times*
Chou: *takes one look and cracks up* An’ I thought rooster-head looked bad before. Ain’t nothin’ like a bad photo ta make yer day, now is there? Mind if I keep that photo after yer through?
Kiarae: Not at all.
Kaoru: So he didn’t like it?
Kiarae: Uh, like I said, let’s finish up.

And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Kaoru: What’s wrong with my cooking!?
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