Originally Posted by Jaxon
ITT Fayrra drops his spaghetti everywhere.
This is none of your concern Jaxon, for I am an adult.
Going from place to place
Alpha male, I must be
But everywhere I go people rustle my jimmies
Fall, does the spaghetti.
Originally Posted by Tabris
He continues, trying to reach past me to grab the handle of the pump hose, "you just lift the nozzle and select the grade you want, one of these three buttons down here."
Oh, man. I legitimately suck at putting gas in the car. I remember my first time. Fuck did I feel retarded, like when playing Resident Evil 3 for the first time, I was just sitting there for what seemed like hours trying to solve that sewer machine puzzle (I think). But yeah, so far in my experience the gas station sometimes varies and this first one was slightly more than just "lift the nozzle, select the grade." You had to like flip a switch that the nozzle was sitting on after removing the nozzle and the prompt simply said "lift the construct," or some shit. Eventually the thing kicked me out. And then another time I was told me to pick the grade, so I picked it, but it turns out I wasn't pushing it hard enough.
So I'm sitting here, pressing it over and over, and eventually I just punch the thing. The sad part being my punch had just as much force as any normal press from an average human being.