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Old 08-01-2012, 08:52 PM   #15063
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I wouldn't say that saving your virginity till you're married is necessarily illogical or stupid. If a chick wanted to save herself for the person she wants to spend the rest of her life with, like it's a symbolic sort of thing that represents her devotion and trust or whatever, then sure. Whatever.

Now, this crystal chick worded her shit in a way that seems to imply her reason for not getting banged is purely because of her religion. She also states that her religion is 'weird' and said "I'm not supposed to have sex till I get married". Not "I want to wait till I'm married" or something along those lines. That kinda sounds like she could be doing what is expected of her, not necessarily what she wants to do or agrees with.

So responding by saying that she shouldn't let something that is fairy tale level ridiculous dictate her life isn't really completely unwarranted or anything in this particular scenario. Going on a crazy rant and rambling about House and telling chicks to go out and whore it up before they turn into old fatties was shit he probably should have left out if he didn't want to come off like raging retard.

I don't understand the sexual compatibility thing they were talking about. Like, if a chick is wife material then I probably find her pretty damn hawt and non-bitchy and shit. I can't imagine a situation where when I go to bang her she'll be so horrible at it that there is no hope of me ever enjoying banging her. If she's doing something crazy stupid like axe kicking my ballsack or something...I'll just tell her to stop. She'd have to have a vagoo full of razor sharp fangs or something. But even then, I dunno. I could probably even live with that. It'd be like battling a kraken with my dong. It'd be like she married me because she knew I was the only dude bad ass enough to be able to bang her. Fucking awesome.
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