Originally Posted by Mal
What model of Porsche? Boxsters are for chumps, but anything above that is acceptable.
Umm - Porsche 911 turbo I believe. I key'd it. Felt so good.
ACT - this kind was the one where we travelled the world - literally. I have not been home for more than a year, and when we got home, this douche, apparently one of her X'es. So, we travelled the world together, and at some point, apparently, he contacts her, and says something along the lines of "bla-bla- disengaged for you baby - bla bla bla - marry me please, I love you - bla bla bla" - and the cunt fell for that. So, fuck her, and that fat piece of shit motherfucker - and welcome back normal life and fucking Fandom.