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Old 09-19-2012, 01:31 AM   #4
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Re: Seperation of Church and State

Right now, if I were Obama I'd hold a press conference.

Obama: "Greetings to the members of the press, my fellow Americans, and those in Egypt calling for us to make blasphemy laws or lose our consulate. In my hand is the check for the billions of dollars we send you every year. And in my other hand the envelope, post marked everything. Now, you have two choices. Choice 1, STFU and I put the check in the envelope and mail it first thing tomorrow. Uh.....Michelle........does that kind of stuff so you can........assure yourself it will arrive. First class. The whole nine yards. Then we come to choice 2: Keep talking like you got a leg to stand on, and uh........., I put the envelope down. And I take my other hand and rip this thing in half and burn it like you're doing to our flags. Hopefully the Fox News guy will die from the fumes. Your choice. Good night. God bless."

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