Ugh. Really Kishi? Pedophile and poo jokes are the best you can come up with?
Next that zetsu thing is going to ask Obito to take a shit while they're fused or whatever. Unless this zetsu thing makes Obito all instant bad ass, I'm missing something. If he only had a year or two tops, how could he have wasted such a significant amount of time (shown by his hair growing) to pull off his Konoha rampage. Surely as long as his hair had gotten, it had taken a good part of the year at least, and he couldn't even punch through the rock. Besides, Obito had a mask on at the time of his fight with Minato right? Because we could see the back of his head and hair. So I'm not sure how the zetsu thing could be responisble.
Haha, maybe Madara realized his creation is retarded and has him put down. Leading Obito to carve off and paint his face to wear as his own.
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