"My" recipe? Buy and then throw some microwave-ready food in the microwave and cook it by pressing a few buttons. Shit, even if it's not "you can micro-wave this" in the directions I still might microwave it.
The only thing I make outside of "micro-food" is pasta. Boil some noodles in water, boil some ragu
sauce. And every time I do that I feel as if I really, really accomplished something.