That is the most retarded thing I have ever seen someone post (and that's including KYF's fail "theories"). You should be ashamed of yourself for posting such stupidity and further pushing society towards Idiocracy.
Also, why in the hell did you create another name for this?
PS WHY CANT I MAKE THREAD FOR THIS?"!??!?!
Because the internet hates you and wishes you would return to the caves you came from.