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Re: 605 prediction and literally about witnessing a plothole
(Obito watches as Rin is slaughtered before his eyes. As Kakashi slowly withdraws his Raikiri, Rin utters her final phrase.)
Rin: "I, uh, oh, I still love you..." (Instantly, blood flushes from Obito's left eye socket and tears from his right.)
Obito (in thought): "That son of a bitch!!! I'll kill 'em." (Obito moves forward.)
Spiral Guy (in thought): "WAit, that, uh, wouldn't be wise, stop that; Madara would disagree!"
Obito: "I'm comin', baby!!!"
Spiral Guy (in thought): "Fine, I just won't help you... This gun' be good!!!" (Obito's face is covered by Spiral Guy's face. He chases down Kakashi. Kakashi hears noise in the back, so he turns around to see what's the commotion about.)
Kakashi: "Who the hell are you?"
Obito: "I'm Obi, I mean, I'm the answer to your sins... You will pay for your lies and treachery!"
Kakashi: "I don't know what your deal is. But Listen here you shit looking humanoid, I am not in the mood. I reckon you get far from me, as fast as you can."
Tobi: "How dare you! HOW FUCKIN' dare you! I'l fillet you alive!"
Kakashi (in thought): "Damn, fuck tard." (Obito launches towards Kakashi with a lead in jab, however, Kakashi smacks the jab with his right hand and elbows Obito in the face. The mask, however, conveniently reveals the flesh where Obito can be damaged."
(Obito grabs his face in pain and stumps around in agony.)
Obito: "OUCHH!!! Why did you do that Spiral? I GOT A FAT LIP!" (The mask quickly covers Obito's face again. Before Obito can react, Kakashi grips Obito's torso by wrapping both of his arms around him. Kakashi then inside trips Obito to the ground, from there, a flap of Zetsu's armor retracts, showing Obito's fleshy mid section. From there, Kakashi mounts Obito and viciously ground 'n pounds Obito's stomach and chest with powerful shots.)
Kakashi: "Fuckin' piece of shit, I warned you."
(Obito flops around the ground like a magic carp on land.)
Obito: "Ohh, ohh... It hurts... Oh shit! OMGWTFBBQ! Spiral, why, spiral, whyyyyy! NOOOOO!!"
Spiral Guy (in thought): "Ha, ha, ha... Oh man, you can't make this shit up."
Obito (in thought): "Think I'm about to throw up, uh oh."
Obito: "*Barf* (Obito vomits inside of his mask.) *Gargle, gargle.*" (The screen goes dark. Back at Madara's hideout, Obito is seen kneeling in front of Madara. The spiral guy is standing to Obito's right. Obito's body looks like it's been through a meat grinder."
Madara: "I told you, you'd be back. I take it you need something from me."
Obito: "Yes, I want you to help me kill Kakashi. I'll do anything, anything if you can grant me the power to do so."
Obito: "Yes, sensei."
Madara: "hoo, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa, hoo, haa, haa, haa, haa, haaa, hoo, haa, haa, haa, haa, haa!"
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Last edited by The Special One; 10-03-2012 at 11:22 PM.