*An armadillo is seen sitting on a toilet, holding a copy of Shonen Jump Weekly, reading Naruto 605. The armadillo is seen shaking his head. He rips a page out of the magazine and proceeds to wipe his ass. He stands up, turns to flush the toilet and looks down.*
Armadillo: My shit looks better than this shit.
*The armadillo proceeds to flush the toilet, walking out of the stall to the vanity and mirror, beginning to wash his hands (remember, cleanliness is godliness). The armadillo sighs and looks down.*
Armadillo: Never thought my agent would have been right about me appearing in Naruto in the buff as being the high point for that story.