10-11-2012, 08:01 AM
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Obito takes Rin back to cave, promises to revive her some day, syncs with Gedo Mazo (GM) and uses it to absorb her body.
GM now contains the soul of Rin. It is an Evangelion, cloned from the remains of the first angel....err I mean the first Hokage. It is constantly in a state of berserker mode, and requires a teenaged pilot with a compatible soul to take the reins.
Sakura is revealed to be Rin's illegitimate daughter and clone (don't question this. 90% will be canon) and the only one capable of piloting the re-powered Evangelion Unit-GM. Serious incest themes are promoted. Regardless, Sakura regains plot-relevance for the first time in hundreds of chapters.
It turns out that Obito long ago betrayed the idea of Infinite Tsukiyomi, and in fact intended to bring about the Third Impact to recreate the world entirely. Obito breaks all of Eva Unit-GM's restraints, and Eva Unit-GM merges with Sakura on the physical and existential planes.
The sky splits open as Eva Unit-GM's AT field inverts, piercing a hole through space and time into Obito's pocket dimension. This is the power that Obito has been seeking for so long: the ability to cross-over his perfect dimension into the real world, recreating the universe to his liking.
Suddenly, a gigantic Chidori Lance of Longinus darts across the sky and pierces through the heart of Eva Unit-GM, staking it to the ground and nullifying its Anti-AT field, closing the portal to the other dimension, and interrupting the Third Impact.
Kaworu - err Sasuke - fades into sight from behind the Anti-AT field's spatial disruption. He is being held in the palm of his Susanoo. He looks exceptionally homosexual in this frame, and he stares longingly at Naruto. Naruto is shocked.
END NARUTOGELION 2.0 YOU CAN(NOT) ADVANCE
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Last edited by kluang; 10-11-2012 at 08:02 AM.