So, I started this game, not sure if you've heard of it, Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, and it's rather fun. Running around as a Nord Warrior. Got out of the dungeon despite the Emperor dying, found a little den of bandits and beat them up and took their stuff, went a bit deeper and OMG Zombie! Tough bastard that zombie so I got out of there and went back to the surface. Not bad.
But then, as I'm wandering on my way to the city gates, these three deer just wander about, trying to run away from me but some reason can;t and just frolic among me. As any good Nord, I like venison. So I grab my bow:
Just shoot me some deer.
OK. Just a few more shots.
FUCK YOU DEER! HOW YOU LIKE MY CLAYMORE!?!
Game is fun.