Naruto: Asspull no jutsu!
Madara: Hmmm, interesting. What shall I do to stop this? Oh no. You're totally going to beat me with that technique. Oh, if only there was a way to, I don't know, absord that attack. Oh wait. Rinnegan no swipey fan of plot convenience no jutsu.
Tobito: Naruto is so like me. He's mentally retarded too. I'll fix that in the Matrix.
Madara: Was that it?
Naruto: Yeah, kinda.
Madara: I have two different ways to absord ninjutsu attacks. How could you not see ninjutsu is useless against me?
Naruto: Well, to be honest. I was hoping you'd forget you had some of those powers and you'd just let me bitch smack you.
Madara: Why would I do that?
Naruto: Have you not paid attention to this series?
Madara: One sec. Mass murder no jutsu.
Naruto: Holy shit...you killed everybody! Why would you do that now?
Madara: I'm FUCKING evil!
One Piece! Hell Yeah!