Originally Posted by Numinous
I'd laugh histerically if Madara said "it's because you banged Mito!"
I just wouldn't laugh hysterically. I would probably choke on whatever I was eating... if I was drinking something it would probably revert course and exit through my nasal cavity.... I would proceed to roll on the floor, laughing my f'n ass off, beginning to cry.
And then I would wait for all of the butt-hurt Uchiha fanboys all over the internet and world to cry out in anguish, hurt, disbelief, and anger.