Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28
See, we have a class system in place here. You start off as a light blue (or peasant class) when you first join and once every year we hold assessment centers to allow people to apply to move up. If you've met certain criteria (post count, reputation, budget handling, shown an open-minded approach to changing for the better, penis length and/or ass quality, soy milk curdling skills etc.) we will invite you to take part in our assessment center.
These assessment centers are sort of like an online Battle Royale, if you're successful you'll be made a red named member and have access to other sections of the forum, a weekly package of cheese and bacon, among other privilages.
This process goes on for each stage and the different classes are broken down into Orange > Royal Purple > Green > Violet > Sandy Brown > Fabulous Pink > Ocean Blue > Ice Blue > Navy Blue > Magnolia > Mars Red > Red > Light Blue
Once you're promoted to some of these classes, you're no longer actually allowed on the main forum but are isolated to a hidden section as a test to see how you handle isolation (we have 17 Sandy Brown's at the moment who are in a hidden forum and will be going through their assessment center for Violet in the next few days).
I hope this explains things, we've been on this forum since 2004/5 and it's taken some time to structure our system but it's quite successful.