Re: Naruto Fan Fiction Thread!!
*Benten removes her kimono, revealing her armor. She drops the halter top.*
Hachimon: Then quench my lust for this… form.
*Scene switches to the Kages outside of the main gate in Konoha. Bee is leaning against the gate.*
Ei yells: BEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you know anything about this?
Bee: NO FOOL!
Ei: I’m getting too old for this.
*Tsunade cocks her eyebrow at Ei grinning.*
Kitsuchi: Naruto is one of your shinobi Tsunade-sama. Should we leave him to you?
Tsunade: Kitsuchi, you weren’t there when we fought Madara. Maybe your old man has told you some tales. Naruto defeated Madara. We did not. That should answer your question.
Gaara: Are you saying you are ready to treat Naruto as a criminal?
Tsunade: No. I’m saying we send our best trackers after him. But they won’t track Naruto. They’re going to track Sasuke and Sakura.
Mei: So you think that out of the two couples, this one will be easier to track? Makes sense.
Tsunade: So it is settled. Let’s meet in Kumo tomorrow with our trackers to give them their mission. We’ll send them on their way and then search out the Gedo Mazo. Kitsuchi, you might want to bring your father on this trip.
Ei: Aye, we should all bring our guards.
Bee: And what about me?
Ei: Yeah, you are a handful.
Mei smirking: How much of a handful is he?
Ei grins: You want him, you can have him. Just remember that he has the power and stamina of the hachibi.
Kitsuchi and Gaara look at each other: Are we seriously like the only ones not getting any on this trip????
Mei: The question is can he handle me?
*Mei walks up to Bee, flirting, then blowing a hot lava kiss.*
Bee: Damn bitch, that’s hot. Too damn hot! Hell nawh! Yeah, I’ll come along and play nice now. Just keep her away from me.
*Mei flickers over to Bee and rubs his chest.*
Mei: So the famed Killer Bee, jinchuuriki of the Hachibi, can’t handle little ole me?
*Mei traces her fingertips around her lips.*
Ei laughing: You’re going with her.
Bee: Hell nawh mutha…
Mei: I promise not to burn you… to death.
Kitsuchi: This is too much. I gotta get back to my old lady back in Iwa.
*Scene changes to the Land of Whirlpools as Naruto and crew flash in.*
Sakura: So how long are we going to be here? I mean we are newlyweds.
Naruto: Relax Sakura-chan. We’ll give you privacy.
Hinata: Yeah, we’re going to want some of our own.
Sasuke: Should we really be talking about this?
Naruto: Welcome to married life. Man… it sure would be nice to have Yamato right about now.
Sakura: Yeah, no kidding.
*A crack of thunder is heard and storm clouds are brewing.*
Sakura: How have to the two of you been staying out here for the past two years.
Hinata: Off and on… we just were under the stars. But we now have a cave we can go to for shelter.
Hinata: I hid it with a barrier. Follow me.
*Sasuke activates his sharingan as the group follows Hinata to the cave. Scene switches back to Benten and Hachimon.*
Hachimon: You are right; there are benefits to these forms.
Benten: I knew you would agree with me.
Hachimon: Are you sure this… army can handle this Uzumaki Naruto? He is the descendant of Miyashi.
Benten: If they are not able to, I will interject and make sure he is handled properly.
Hachimon: How so?
*Benten then changes her form to resemble Hinata.*
Benten: Like so.
Hachimon: So we must first handle the Uchiha brat first.
Benten: Correct, my love.
*Benten changes back to her normal human form.*
Hachimon: And how do you plan to do that?
Benten: My love… I am the goddess of wisdom and knowledge. I am not without my wiles. I know of your contingency plan.
Hachimon shocked: I’ve taken the appropriate measures just in case you were to betray me again.
Benten: To think that those two boys would wield the power of gods. If your army can’t handle Naruto, the combination of your contingency plan with me will surely do the trick.
Hachimon: So we’re getting the wives, then the Uchiha brat, and then Naruto? And in the meantime The Three are going to take care of father and our uncles. There is too much going on with your plan.
Benten: And like I said, I’m the goddess of wisdom. Let me worry about that. And next time I might be nice and take of the form of his wife for you.
Hachimon: You worry me.
Benten goes to leave: Do not worry. Things are progressing nicely.
*Benten leaves. Hachimon is left in the shrine.
A voice behind Hachimon: You do have reason to worry milord.
*Hachimon turns to face Orochimaru (still in Suigetsu’s body).*
Hachimon: And what news do you have?
Orochimaru: The bijuu have been released. Phase 1 of our plan has been completed.
Hachimon: Good. Now found out who your informant is and kill them. She may be my mistress, but I will not have her meddling in my business.
Orochimaru: Aye milord. Should I continue with him?
Hachimon: Yes. Only one man has held the power that rivaled a god. Uncle gave that man the power to protect her. If that bitch, Izanami, had just stopped going after and hadn’t sent that damn lap dog of Amatsu’s, we wouldn’t be in this situation.
Orochimaru: And what do you plan to do if that kyuubi brat and Sasuke learn of the truth.
Hachimon: I actually want them to.
Orochimaru: And why is that?
Hachimon: I need the elder gods weakened. Benten’s plan could work, but I don’t trust it. With Naruto and Sasuke becoming the sons of wind and thunder, they’ll take some of Fujin and Raijin’s power. I want to save “him” for as long as possible.
Orochimaru: Milord, regardless of the means, I foresee you accomplishing your goals.
Hachimon: As I see you, your’s. Take your leave and keep me informed.
*Orochimaru starts to wilt away.*
Hachimon thinking: And once I have the power of wind, thunder and lightning, and water, not even you Izanagi can prevent me from taking my place as rightful king of both this realm and Amenotokotachi.
*Scene switches back to Naruto and crew as they are entering the cave.*
Sakura: It would be nice if we had a torch.
Sasuke: Hold on. Grand Fireball Jutsu!
*Sasuke blows a great fireball, keeping it aflame for several seconds while the other three look around at their surroundings. Naruto has a shocked look on his face. Sasuke releases the jutsu.*
Sasuke: Sorry guys… did anyone see anything we could make a torch out of?
Hinata: Neither did I.
*Naruto is still speechless.*
Hinata: Naruto, you ok?
Naruto: Im… Impossible.
Sakura: What is it Naruto?
Naruto: Sasuke, again.
*Sasuke does another fireball jutsu to light up the area. Naruto is pointing at what he was looking at. Both Sakura and Hinata drop their jaws. Sasuke releases the jutsu again.*
Sasuke: What is it?
*It starts pouring rain outside, and the thunderstorm grows. The winds pick up. A figure steps forward, and just as a lightning bolt cracks, the figure is seen. It’s a monstrous ogre-type body with sharp pointed teeth, with the canines veering out of the mouth.*
Figure: This is my domain, Uzumaki Naruto. Are you sure you want to trespass?
Naruto: What do you mean trespass?
Figure: You damn humans have no idea. You killed my pet. I will have my revenge!
Naruto: A… Amatsu???