He is serious. Show it. Show panels that state everything you say. Show panels that say Raikage uses 2 versions of his raiton armor. Show panels that say Hashirama's healing jutsu are automatic because they don't require hand signs (like Rasengan/Amaterasu/Susanoo/Tsukuyomi/Kamui/etc.). Actually show panels that state these claims, not random panels that don't have anything to do with it and you misinterpret into your own fantasies that involve wanking Minato.