Roger Ebert didn't make movies but made a living presenting criticism, both positive and negative, to them, so your whole point of kael being a bitch for doing so is completely moot.
You could at least admit that making 1001 assumptions by doing logical gymnastics without a net does lead to you facing the ground head first too many times for anyone's sanity, but nope, you cry like the pussy you so hilariously called kael. So cry moar, noob.
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