Short spoof of the opening to next chapter
-Take me away
(Naruto reaches out to Obito.)
Naruto: "Come back, it's never to late."
(Obito closes his eyes as tears roll down his cheeks.)
Obito: "As lovely as that sounds what will be waiting for me there? Everyone hates me and I have no family." (Blood gushes from Obito's mouth and the mental games cease. On the outside, Obito has committed Seppuku with one of his energy generated blades.)
Naruto:" NOOOOO!" (Instantly Lee strolls up on Obito's corpse and drops a leg on top of it. Naruto's mouth drops, before Naruto can do anything, Gai puts Lee in a full nelson.)
Lee: "That's for fuckin' Neji you son of a bitch aaah *spit*." (Lee spits on Obito's corpse.)
Gai: "Heeyy, restrain yourself! That's now how manly men behave themselves!"
The Specialist, forever
^My first thread.lol