Originally Posted by Tabris
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.
Seriously mom and dad, asking your daughter, who you know practiced that whole no sex before marriage thing, after the wedding night how married life is? uuuugh, really?
Oh, man, please tell me it was the best thing ever when you let your butterfly free? Even though I don't care much for the whole sex-marriage thing, please tell me it rained gloriously that night.
And if I have jumped ahead of time and you haven't lost your virginity yet- or you feel this is too awkward a question, then I am sorrowful. You see, I have this problem with spaghetti........