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Old 01-29-2005, 10:00 PM   #4
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All right, it's been a month, so I'll put the next one up. Here's the Final Fantasy 12 Days for you RPG fans.

(WARNING: Those not familiar with FFVII-FFX will be lost. Spoilers ahead)

The Twelve Days of Christmas
With Final Fantasy

Sung by the Characters from Final Fantasy (VII-X) with the help of composer (and peacekeeper), Kiarae.

All: On the first day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...An Auron in a pear tree!!

Auron: Hn.

Zidane: On the second day of...

CRRRRAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!! *the pear tree splits in half*
Auron: *walks away with sword over his shoulder*
Kiarae: Okay, that was a bad idea. We need a new pear tree and another volunteer.

All: On the first day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: You won’t break the tree, will you?
Vivi: But that would end it’s life, wouldn’t it?
Kiarae: I’ll take that as a no.

Zidane: On the second day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Two Sharp Daggers!!

Zidane: Oh yeah, the coolest weapons in the world.
Squall: Who are you trying to kid? My gunblade is the coolest.
Cloud: You wish. My sword is the coolest.
*All three continue to argue*

And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: *sweatdrops* Someone wanna stop them?
Yuna: *walks over to boys* Oh boys?
Cloud, Squall, & Zidane: What!?
Bahamut: *towers over the three*
Yuna: *smiles* Now, who has the best weapon?
Cloud, Squall, & Zidane: You do Yuna.
Yuna: Good.

On the third day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Three Strange Creatures!!

Cait Sith: I am NOT strange.
Kiarae: You’re a fuzzy talking stuffed animal.
Red: What’s wrong with fuzzy? I like being fuzzy.
Khimari: As long as it’s not about Khimari’s horn.
Cait Sith: What about Zidane? He’s got tail for peat’s sake.
Zidane: Leave my tail out of this! I can shred you any time I want!
Cait Sith: Bring it on, tail boy!
Zidane: I won’t reduce myself to fighting a stuffed animal.
Cait Sith: Hey!
Kiarae: Cool it!

Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Tidus: On the fourth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Four Overdrives!!

Auron: I might have to come back for this one.
Kiarae: Don’t you dare hack down the tree again!
Tidus: Don’t worry. Auron wouldn’t do the same thing twice.
Vivi: *phew*

Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: You have to promise you won’t take your sword out.
Auron: Hn. *walks away*
Wakka: Talk about stiff, ya?

Rikku: On the fifth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Five...Chocobos!!

Chocobos: Kweeehh!
Cid: Who let those damn birds in here? Get out!
Chocobos: *attack Cid*
Cid: Ahhhh! *runs*
Rikku: Aw, he hurt their feelings.
Kiarae: And now they’re hurting him.

Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Barret: I’ll help ya, Cid. *fires at Chocobos*
Aeris: Don’t hurt the Chocobos. *summons fat Chocobo, which falls on Barret*
Kiarae: Where’s Ultimecia? I need her to disable all these summons. *goes to look*
Cid: *gets run out by the Chocobos*

Wakka: On the sixth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Six Total Psychos, ya!!!

Seifer: I’m not psycho, just misguided.
Yu Yevon: Speak for yourself.
Kuja: Ah, it speaks!!
Seymour: Of course. Why would I listen to something that couldn’t speak?
Sephiroth: I only listen to voices, not mini-squids.
Yu Yevon: Silence Mortal!!
Kiarae: Hey you guys. I found Ultimecia. Oh no, wait Squall. She’s allowed to be here.
Squall: Sorceress!! *chases her away*
Kiarae: Guess we have to deal with the summons.

Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Eiko: That means we get psychos and summons! Yay!
Kiarae: Okay, you get to replace Ultimecia. You’re psycho enough.

Aeris: On the seventh day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Seven Materia Types!!

Aeris: List them please.
Cloud: Command.
Barret: Independent.
Vincent: Support.
Cait Sith: Magic.
Red: Summon.
Sephiroth: My dark material. Mwahahaha!
Aeris: And of course, my holy material. The most powerful of all.
Sephiroth: I beg to differ.
Aeris: Beg all you want. I know mine is the most powerful and the others agree with me, right?
Others: *silence*
Aeris: Fine then, we’ll vote on it. Who’s is better? Mine or Sephy’s.
Sephiroth: Don’t call me that!
Kiarae: Oh boy.

Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Yuffie: I think that any Materia is the best Materia.
Aeris: You don’t get to vote anymore! Hey, where did all they material go?
All: Yuffie!?
Yuffie: It wasn’t me. Why don’t you ask him? *points to Zidane*
Zidane: *sneaking away*
All: Zidane!?!
Zidane: *runs*
Cait Sith: Get back here, tail boy!

Ultimecia: On the eighth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Eight Dimensional Portals!!

Rinoa: Time travel makes me sick.
Zell: You’re sick!? I just had a box of donuts. Don’t talk to me about sick.
Selphie: I like the pretty colors.
Irvine: You would. So how do we get rid of these things?
Kiarae: Ultimecia!! Get rid of these, now!! *portals disappear* Anyone wanna guess where Squall is?
Ultimecia: *evil laugh*

Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Eiko: On the ninth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Nine Little Moogles!!

Eiko: Moggles are so cute. And my Moogle is the best ever!
Ziltzelkin (sp?): I feel so unappreciated.
Eiko: Moggy, Moggy, Moggy, Moggy, Moggy!

Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Yuna: On the tenth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Ten Summoned Aeons!!

Kiarae: I thought I said no more summoning?
Yu Yevon: All of the Aeons are here. Now I shall summon Sin.
Kiarae: Summon Sin and I let Rikku use you as a beach ball.
Yu Yevon: *mutters something*

Nine Little Moogles...
Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Yuna: Yojimbo, keep your dog from digging holes. Anima please don’t eat the tree.
Kiarae: Irvine, don’t flirt with Shiva! She’s too good for you. They’re wrecking the place. Now do you see why I said no summoning?
Bahamut: *crashes through the roof*

Lulu: On the eleventh day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Eleven Magic Spells!!

Lulu: Apparently, this one is for all Summoners, Mages, Witches, Sorceresses, and otherwise.
Cait Sith: Who are you calling ‘otherwise’?
Rinoa: Well, you’re not a mage, are you?
Eiko: Maybe he’s a sorceress?
Cait Sith: I am NOT a sorceress!
Kiarae: Maybe she wasn’t talking about you, ever think of that possibility? Hey, wait, where’s Zidane? Did you guys catch him?
Cait Sith: Um...
Bahamut, Neo Bahamut, and Zero Bahamut: *come into view*
Kiarae: *covers ears* One more verse. Just one more verse.

Ten Summoned Aeons...
Nine Little Moogles...
Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Cloud: Give me that! It’s my turn to sing!
Squall: Not likely. I’m finishing this song!
Cloud & Squall: *fight over who gets to sing the last verse*

Sephiroth: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Twelve Ultimate Attacks!!

Kiarae: Sephiroth?
Cloud: Hey, you’ll pay for that. Omnislash!
Squall: That was my line. Lion Heart!
Sephiroth: How weak you are. Super Nova!
Kiarae: Oh, goody. I thought Ultimecia got rid of Squall. This wouldn’t have happened otherwise.
Ultimecia: Somebody call me? Ooooo, ultimates. I wanna play too. Apocalypse!
Auron: *comes back* This is what I’ve been waiting for. Gust Wind!
Kiarae: How did I let this happen? *attacks collide* TAKE COVER!
*Big explosion of light. When the light dies down, everything is totaled, except for the tree.*
Vivi: *looks around* I’m the only one left. I’ll finish the song, I guess.

Eleven Magic Spells...
Ten Summoned Aeons...
Nine Little Moogles...
Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...

And Myself in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: *claws way out of the debris* All of the psychos have been subdues by Vivi’s singing. Who would have guessed?
Sephiroth: *gets out of debris too.* I hate singing.
Kiarae: You're the one that caused all of this by being the showoff on the last verse.
Vivi: Maybe I should start a singing career.
All: NOOOO!!! *when did they come out of the rubble?*

The End
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