mine went on the lines of
friend: Would you rather have gigantic boobs and your nipples painfully disapeared or nipples 2 inches in diameter
Me: THe second one, if i get them pierced then i have cup holders
Friend:lol Im the only one of my friends untill now that picked the second one. Like google search gigantic boobs.
Friend: Like those people can use their left boob as a chair. I would be scared beacause if i dont lay the right way it could suffocate me
Me: AND THE CUP HOLDERS!
Friend: Yeah, the cup holders are a nice beifit.
Friend: Would you rather eat a human or snort a fetus? It was a tough one for me because i didnt know witch would be more bad ass
Me: Id eat the human because my nose isnt that big...also i would hate to ask a girl out with a baby hanging from my nostruls
Friend: lmao its like when a druggie has left over drugs under his nose, only this times its fetus
Me: yeah and this is have the asking out would go
" GIrl:um...yeah...you gotta little..uh...something hanging from your nose
Me: yeah...a fetus...I know
Girl:So..uh...yeah i dont think i wanna go out
Me: oh .....*sniff*
Girl: dont cry, please
Me:Im not, the baby just needed air"