Haha. I keep a form of order on my desktop as well. I have apps at the lower right in order of importance, then my 3 most frequently used folders at the end. Upper right is the 3 mega important things: My Computer, My Documents, and the Recycle Bin. Speaking of Recycle Bins... check this out.
I keep the Recycle Bin in the Recycle Bin for good luck :D