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Old 08-24-2012, 06:15 AM   #1
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Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:34 AM   #2
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:50 AM   #3
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

The fact that you've only had to be people for roughly 100 years (or still not in some countries). I dunno about the ladies, but as a man, being an actual person and allowed to vote, own property and have the law on your side has been really really tough. We men almost forget the joy of starting out that way.

Good ol' women.

(Oh, but watch out for the raping... that's pretty awful)
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:38 PM   #4
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

1. a women could stay single and still have men(s) give/get them what they want without sex

2. if she is as beautiful as f**k you wouldn't mind if she dated any of your friends/family before you

3. we wish they could have our baby

4. if she is a porn star you still want a taste of her

5. regardless how much you'd hate her you still stay with her

6. give her 3/4 of your paycheck

7. regardless if she's sloppy seconds

8. even if she's a hooker

9. you'll stop hanging out with your friends if she makes you do

10. even though she won't stay with you forever, you'll still get married and she'll divorce you and take half and run off with a dead beat that she won't marry and spends her alimony on shoes
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:41 PM   #5
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

Honestly? (As if someone asked me anything at all, XD.) The best advantage I can see women having on average is the ability known as multiple orgasms or lack of refractory period. Fuck yeah, what I'd give for that awesome ability!
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Old 08-25-2012, 12:54 AM   #6
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

every women should have MO if not.... send them to me, i make it possible
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:36 AM   #7
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OP, stop this. No one here cares about your stupid-ass '90s chain email bullshit.
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:33 PM   #8
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

i actually did..
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:53 PM   #9
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He meant no one that isn't a retard.
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:25 PM   #10
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

so then put a retard block on the register button or the website it self...
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:49 PM   #11
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

Pretty sure those don't exist, or else we would.

In the mean time we'll keep suggesting that your kind be less stupid and unfunny.
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:55 PM   #12
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

so entertain us please, im pretty bored
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You're not really 30 years old like it says in your profile, are you?
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Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman

yup.. ain't i miserable? how bout u? what number u pushin?
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Dear ODIN, that's sad.
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