slayer91

my friend sent this to me........hes a myspace whore as u can tell
if u are racially sensitive please dont flip out

You call me, "redneck" ,"hillbilly", "slaker" , "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK.

...But when I call you porch monkey, coon,jiggaboo, Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist.

-You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

-You have the United Negro College Fund.

-You have Martin Luther King Day.

-You have Black History Month.

-You have Cesar Chavez Day.

-You have Yom Hashoah

-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi

-You have the NAACP.

-You have BET.


-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.

-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.

-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.

-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.

-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.

-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.

-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.

-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.



I am white.

I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.



Why is it that only whites can be racists?


Now watch, I'll be a racist for posting this

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you racist .

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slayer91

lol......no but its true! isnt it........and no im not a racist

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For the time that I've been given
I am what I am

drunk_sea_monkey

this is so messed up...

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LonelyNinja

Messed up, but has a ring of truth. A very small, small ring. <.<

MikeyM1979

Indeed. Just like every stereotype out there.

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OG

there's this thing called "White Privilege" look it up...even wiki has a fairly good definition for it

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Miburo

It should be noted that this thing called "White Privilege" is laughable, at best, and in no way compares to the minority privileges offered in the United States.

It may have applied like over 100 years ago, but today it just makes for a pretty piss poor counter-argument in regards to the OP's decently valid copy-pasta.

TSBasilisk

This is pretty much what Carlos Mencia bases several of his gags on. We've tried so hard to eliminate racism that we've gotten inverse racism. Just because I was born from the majority population doesn't mean I'm better or worse than somebody in the minority. But why is it that my freedom of speech is not as free as another person's?

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Freshgrease

Most of which he steals from people and then sues them when they bitch to him.

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Mal

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Originally Posted by Freshgrease Most of which he steals from people and then sues them when they bitch to him.

True that. Ned is a plagiarizing idiot. (Yes, Ned is his real name.)

kluang

What the hell............

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kluang

I'm not white......But he have a point.....

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Freshgrease

I totally agree. Non-whites like to pull the racist-card when they have no other defense. It makes me sick. I grew up in a black neighborhood in Memphis, TN for 12 years. All my friends were black. Don't call me a racist because I ask you not to block the whole god damn hallway in a over-crowed highschool with your "homies" actin' violent and causing trouble.

This shit happened with my mother the other day. She has taught high school for over 24 years. Now I've been out of our high school for 2 years now, I still find it worse than it has ever. The students just had to take the mandatory state test to graduate. You aren't allowed to have cell phones in school and certainly not during that test.

Anyway, this black (I don't consider it racist to use that just as I don't consider "white" to be racist) girl dropped her phone for the second time during the test. My mother kindly asked her to put it away the first time despite being told to take it up. The second time she took it up and the principla took over the situation. She needed a parents' meeting to recieve her phone back (principal's rule). To end this story, it came to the principal leaving the meeting to go get a record and my mother with the blackgirl / parent were in office.

The parent decided to say after trying to close the door "your just afraid of us black people.....the only reason you took up her phone was because she is black."

I have no sympathy for people like that. I know my mother. She is no racist.

Just remember kids, reverse racism is still racism no matter how much you think it is not. I agree that slavery was horrible, but it never affected you as an individual. I never owned slaves....why treat me like I have and should be ashamed of it.

What disgusts me more is white people being racist to white people. Why does my 1/2 mexican cousin get a free ride to college and I have to work a dead-end job to pay for tuition just because he is hispanic? Every other race has it's scholarship, why don't we?

For racism to stop, you must also stop being racist.

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Mal

The preceding post consists of 100% truth.

This one too, just to make everything clear.