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Old 04-18-2009, 01:16 PM   #1
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Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

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A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.
This is hilarious. The robber did receive punishment, but in the form of a mangled penis lol.
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Old 04-18-2009, 01:26 PM   #2
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One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.
LOL thats awesome

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Old 04-18-2009, 01:57 PM   #3
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She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.
Ouch, that must hurt... but even so i would NEVER go to the police to say "Help, i was raped by a woman", even worse he got charges.

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“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.
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Besides the frenulum getting torn (ouch), he was very lucky. I hope she was hot and didn't have diseases.
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Haha wow. That's why you don't go try to rob hair salons.
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After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.
lmao-best news i've heard all day, guess she was too much for him, some man HE was
hope he learnt his lesson lol
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Her face is blurred in the picture but she doesn't seem incredibly fat and ugly or something at least.

The frenum stuff makes it nasty though. Still though, LOL.
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I wonder whats the hairdresser look like? maybe she look like ma frog with super yellowish teeth
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. I think the lady was very leaneant with him. She could have called the 50 and got him in jail prob for 10 20 life? IDK what it is there, but yea.

but all she did was give him something everyman wants, and he pressed charges.
I predict shell be fined and filed as a rapist and let go, and he will be in jail.
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lesson of the news...

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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

This is one of the funniest news i've seen in awhile. That's one horny bizitch. Poor guy's lil friend was frightened and limping and she forced him to take viagra lol. Then she goes and tears it up.. what a bad way to suffer.. even worse if he contracted aids or std in the process.. He must be psychologically scared from having sex with any female hairdresser for life.
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Holy shit, lol!
That;s some Pulp Fiction shit, man.
Except, you know, a bit less homosexual......
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Holy shit, lol!
That;s some Pulp Fiction shit, man.
Except, you know, a bit less homosexual......
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I thought I was the only one that thought that!!!1

This is some intense hilarity... my God, that man was such a bitch.
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:12 PM   #15
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Word. Guy is a pussy. What kind of dude gets his ass kicked by a woman, can't get his penor up without meds, gets raped, tears his dong, and then snitches? For shame.

If a chick disabled me with a crushing body blow then I'd have a raging boner that would pierce the heavens. Assuming she's not fat, of course.
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