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Old 03-10-2010, 04:05 PM   #1
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What did you guys think of Naruto's "lecture".Predict away...
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Old 03-10-2010, 04:15 PM   #2
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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

I predict Naruto going back to the leaf finally, and some plots get development hopefully.

Things i want to see addressed:

- Naruto and Sakura, how is their relationship now ?
- Investigation on the massacre, Kakashi said they needed proof
- The NH situation
- The whole ShikaNaru BFFs situation
- Training for Naruto, whom with ? ( KB or Fukasaku ? )
- Sasuke, will he begin to think things over ? What will Madara do ?

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Old 03-10-2010, 04:39 PM   #3
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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

Hopefully Naruto does go back and start training. Because of the whole alliance thing, it is actually possible that Naruto will either be sent to train with KB, or KB will be sent to Konoha to train with Naruto. My money is on Naruto leaving, since he can't really be helpful in repairing the village, and they would just get in the way while training the Kyuubi. The place KB trains at could possibly influence his control over the Hachibi as well, so, as dumb as it sounds, it could be possible that a timeskip will occur, and after 3 years or so of Naruto training with KB, the manga will resume with Naruto and KB entering the war and Sasuke with full blown EMS.
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Old 03-10-2010, 04:42 PM   #4
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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

the chap was pretty awesome.

And now I know what Itachi's gift will do lol. Since the only way to stop the 2 froms dying in a fight has to be Itachi's gift
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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

To lighten the mood, i made a spoof prediction (still thinking about what to write for the real prediction)

Spoof Prediction

Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEE!!!
Sasuke: Yes, I know my name’s Sasuke…
Naruto: I don’t care what you say, I just want to be with you, because I lov- errr, I care a lot about you!
Madara: Don’t be silly, everyone knows that you want his mayonnaise more eagerly than KYF and True-Uchiha together! Now, Sasuke, to the Uchihamobile! (disappears with Sasuke)
Naruto: Now what I am supposed to do.
Kakashi: Hummm, Naruto… (points to White Zetsu)
Naruto: Do I have to? I mean, he’s butt-naked! The only butt-naked guy I want to wrestle with is with Sasuke, with lots and lots of lu-
Kakashi: Shut up and fight, before Sakura dies from lack of blood!
Sakura: (having a nosebleed while staring at White Zetsu) Me want…
White Zetsu: Back off, filthy fangirl! (Sakura hisses) Now I’ll show you I’m not fodder! (everyone starts to laugh histerically)
Kakashi: Oh my God, that’s rich!
Karin: Even I think you’re fodder!
White Zetsu: You guys are so mean… (Sai, Kiba and Lee appear) More Konoha nin?
Sai: You’re weak, why are you so weak, white blob? Because you lack… penis.
White Zetsu: (starts crying) It’s true… it’s all true! (runs away crying)
Sai: Well, that took care of him.
Naruto: Wow, I never thought that I’d be happy to hear another penis joke again… but to the more important stuff, let’s go after Sasuke!
Kakashi: Naruto, stop thinking about Sasuke!
Naruto: NEVAAAAAH!
Kakashi: (sighs) Why do I even bother

(Madara and Sasuke are in a tank)
Sasuke: Why are we riding a tank?
Madara: Why shouldn’t we be on a tank?! Now to cheer up the voyage… (starts singing) Na na na na na na na na, Batman! Na na na na na na na na na, Batman!
Sasuke: Now you’re singing Batman’s old theme?
Madara: I love Batman!
Sasuke: Now I understand the Mugen Tsukuyomi plan… so, where are we headed to?
Madara: Amegakure! I’m going to fetch me some Rinnegan!
Sasuke: I want some Rinnegan too, can I have, can I, papi?
Madara: Hey, know your place, b*tch! Just for that, I’ll put on my “Torture Mix” on the CD player. (presses on the CD button)
Sasuke “Torture Mix?” What the hell is th-
Speakers: MY HANDS! Don’t want to start again, MY HANDS! No, they don’t want to understand, MY HANDS!
Sasuke: Turn it off, turn it off!!!
Madara: Only when “I can transform ya” stops playing… and that’s the last track of the mix!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Zetsu arrives to Kisame’s location, rejoined)
White Zetsu: Oh, he’s already dead, Madara won’t like this…
Dark Zetsu: But there’s a plus on his death.
White Zetsu: There is?
Dark Zetsu: Of course, free sushi! Dig in!
White Zetsu: Yay! (notices Samehada is missing) Hey, where’s his sword?
Dark Zetsu: Who cares, maybe the Hachibi’s Jinchuuriki took it. (starts to eat Kisame’s head) Yummy!

(Sasuke and Madara reach Nagato’s tomb, Konan is there, nervous)
Konan: Madara, what are you doing here?
Sasuke: Are you hearing voices? It sounds like a woman…
Madara: I heard that too, maybe it’s the rain…
Konan: Answer me!
Madara: See?! I told you, it’s the rain.
Konan: Are you ignoring me?
Madara: Now, let’s defile this tomb while nobody watches!
Konan: Guys, I’m right over here…
Sasuke: The rain seems intense…
Madara: (opens Nagato’s casket) A step away from absolute power, muhahahaha!!!
Mysterious Voice: Not so fast, lollypop face!
Madara: I know this voice!
Sasuke: Who’s there?!
Konan: I am!
Mysterious Voice: Run, Uchichas, before you’re well done, because the ultimate collector of swords, trinkets and junk nobody cares about, the one, only and truly (comes out of the shadows) Gilgamesh!
Sasuke: Gilga-who?
Madara: Hey, you’re that guy that I fought with to grab the Kyuubi to attack Kono- (Sasuke looks shocked at Madara) errr… you’re that guy!
Gilgamesh: Yes, it is I who almost defeated you with my extra special Excalibur, but fate decided that the sword wouldn’t be your deathbringer!
Madara: (whispers) He used Excalipoor, 1 HP damage.
Sasuke: (whispers) At least it does more damage then you in the entire manga.
Madara: Why, you little…! (strangles Sasuke)
Sasuke: I’m kidding!
Gilgamesh: Now is no time for fooling around, hand me the Rinnegan!
Konan: I won’t let you!
Madara: Never!
Gilgamesh: Then I don’t have no choice but to use… (takes a sword out of his back)
Madara: (in sarcastic tone) Oh no, the Excalibur. Wah, wah, I’m so afraid, yadda yadda, you know the rest.
Gilgamesh: (wields Samehada) Swordfish!
Madara: Oh crap! Bye, Sasuke! (disappears in a vortex)
Sasuke: Oh no, he didn’t! No matter, the power of emo conquers all!
Gilgamesh: Emo? On a second thought… (pulls Zantetsuken out) Hasta la vista, baby! (Sasuke dies) Now the Rinnegan is mine, all mine!
Konan: Doesn’t anybody listen to me?! (kicks Gilgamesh in the groin)
Gilgamesh: Curses, my plans were foiled again, now by an unseen ghost!
Konan: I knew it, kunoichis do win battles! (Naruto and his crew arrives)
Naruto: What happened here? (notices Sasuke is dead) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kakashi: (facepalms) Oh God, please don’t let-
Naruto: My life has no meaning anymore!!!! (stabs himself with Zantetsuken) SASUUUUUUUUK-(gurgles while dying)
Konan: Nobody cares about Nagato corpse’s near defilement?! That’s it, I’m out of this manga!
Kakashi: Right behind you, sister.
Kiba: I’m going too.
Lee: Same.
Sai: My thoughts exactly.
Sakura: (standing alone) Hey, guys, where are you going? Guys? Meh, this is still better than Bleach.
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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

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To lighten the mood, i made a spoof prediction (still thinking about what to write for the real prediction)

Spoof Prediction

Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEE!!!
Sasuke: Yes, I know my name’s Sasuke…
Naruto: I don’t care what you say, I just want to be with you, because I lov- errr, I care a lot about you!
Madara: Don’t be silly, everyone knows that you want his mayonnaise more eagerly than KYF and True-Uchiha together! Now, Sasuke, to the Uchihamobile! (disappears with Sasuke)
Naruto: Now what I am supposed to do.
Kakashi: Hummm, Naruto… (points to White Zetsu)
Naruto: Do I have to? I mean, he’s butt-naked! The only butt-naked guy I want to wrestle with is with Sasuke, with lots and lots of lu-
Kakashi: Shut up and fight, before Sakura dies from lack of blood!
Sakura: (having a nosebleed while staring at White Zetsu) Me want…
White Zetsu: Back off, filthy fangirl! (Sakura hisses) Now I’ll show you I’m not fodder! (everyone starts to laugh histerically)
Kakashi: Oh my God, that’s rich!
Karin: Even I think you’re fodder!
White Zetsu: You guys are so mean… (Sai, Kiba and Lee appear) More Konoha nin?
Sai: You’re weak, why are you so weak, white blob? Because you lack… penis.
White Zetsu: (starts crying) It’s true… it’s all true! (runs away crying)
Sai: Well, that took care of him.
Naruto: Wow, I never thought that I’d be happy to hear another penis joke again… but to the more important stuff, let’s go after Sasuke!
Kakashi: Naruto, stop thinking about Sasuke!
Naruto: NEVAAAAAH!
Kakashi: (sighs) Why do I even bother

(Madara and Sasuke are in a tank)
Sasuke: Why are we riding a tank?
Madara: Why shouldn’t we be on a tank?! Now to cheer up the voyage… (starts singing) Na na na na na na na na, Batman! Na na na na na na na na na, Batman!
Sasuke: Now you’re singing Batman’s old theme?
Madara: I love Batman!
Sasuke: Now I understand the Mugen Tsukuyomi plan… so, where are we headed to?
Madara: Amegakure! I’m going to fetch me some Rinnegan!
Sasuke: I want some Rinnegan too, can I have, can I, papi?
Madara: Hey, know your place, b*tch! Just for that, I’ll put on my “Torture Mix” on the CD player. (presses on the CD button)
Sasuke “Torture Mix?” What the hell is th-
Speakers: MY HANDS! Don’t want to start again, MY HANDS! No, they don’t want to understand, MY HANDS!
Sasuke: Turn it off, turn it off!!!
Madara: Only when “I can transform ya” stops playing… and that’s the last track of the mix!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Zetsu arrives to Kisame’s location, rejoined)
White Zetsu: Oh, he’s already dead, Madara won’t like this…
Dark Zetsu: But there’s a plus on his death.
White Zetsu: There is?
Dark Zetsu: Of course, free sushi! Dig in!
White Zetsu: Yay! (notices Samehada is missing) Hey, where’s his sword?
Dark Zetsu: Who cares, maybe the Hachibi’s Jinchuuriki took it. (starts to eat Kisame’s head) Yummy!

(Sasuke and Madara reach Nagato’s tomb, Konan is there, nervous)
Konan: Madara, what are you doing here?
Sasuke: Are you hearing voices? It sounds like a woman…
Madara: I heard that too, maybe it’s the rain…
Konan: Answer me!
Madara: See?! I told you, it’s the rain.
Konan: Are you ignoring me?
Madara: Now, let’s defile this tomb while nobody watches!
Konan: Guys, I’m right over here…
Sasuke: The rain seems intense…
Madara: (opens Nagato’s casket) A step away from absolute power, muhahahaha!!!
Mysterious Voice: Not so fast, lollypop face!
Madara: I know this voice!
Sasuke: Who’s there?!
Konan: I am!
Mysterious Voice: Run, Uchichas, before you’re well done, because the ultimate collector of swords, trinkets and junk nobody cares about, the one, only and truly (comes out of the shadows) Gilgamesh!
Sasuke: Gilga-who?
Madara: Hey, you’re that guy that I fought with to grab the Kyuubi to attack Kono- (Sasuke looks shocked at Madara) errr… you’re that guy!
Gilgamesh: Yes, it is I who almost defeated you with my extra special Excalibur, but fate decided that the sword wouldn’t be your deathbringer!
Madara: (whispers) He used Excalipoor, 1 HP damage.
Sasuke: (whispers) At least it does more damage then you in the entire manga.
Madara: Why, you little…! (strangles Sasuke)
Sasuke: I’m kidding!
Gilgamesh: Now is no time for fooling around, hand me the Rinnegan!
Konan: I won’t let you!
Madara: Never!
Gilgamesh: Then I don’t have no choice but to use… (takes a sword out of his back)
Madara: (in sarcastic tone) Oh no, the Excalibur. Wah, wah, I’m so afraid, yadda yadda, you know the rest.
Gilgamesh: (wields Samehada) Swordfish!
Madara: Oh crap! Bye, Sasuke! (disappears in a vortex)
Sasuke: Oh no, he didn’t! No matter, the power of emo conquers all!
Gilgamesh: Emo? On a second thought… (pulls Zantetsuken out) Hasta la vista, baby! (Sasuke dies) Now the Rinnegan is mine, all mine!
Konan: Doesn’t anybody listen to me?! (kicks Gilgamesh in the groin)
Gilgamesh: Curses, my plans were foiled again, now by an unseen ghost!
Konan: I knew it, kunoichis do win battles! (Naruto and his crew arrives)
Naruto: What happened here? (notices Sasuke is dead) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kakashi: (facepalms) Oh God, please don’t let-
Naruto: My life has no meaning anymore!!!! (stabs himself with Zantetsuken) SASUUUUUUUUK-(gurgles while dying)
Konan: Nobody cares about Nagato corpse’s near defilement?! That’s it, I’m out of this manga!
Kakashi: Right behind you, sister.
Kiba: I’m going too.
Lee: Same.
Sai: My thoughts exactly.
Sakura: (standing alone) Hey, guys, where are you going? Guys? Meh, this is still better than Bleach.
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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

487: "revelations of loss"

Madara looks at Naruto and then at Sasuke. Madara gives off a sigh and then
places his hand on Sasuke's shoulder.
Madara: "Come Sasuke. There will be plenty of time for talking later. For now
this fight is not safe for you."
Sasuke: "...."
Sasuke moves away from Madara's hand as Madara looks at Naruto. Madara then turns to look at Zetsu.
Madara: "Zetsu go meet with your other half right now."
Zetsu: "But I can.."
Madara: "I said now."
Zetsu suddenly gets a nervous look on his face and merges back underground as the others look on. Madara looks back at Naruto.
Madara: "Know this Naruto. The next time you meet Sasuke you will not be facing him weak as you are facing him now. Either way Sasuke will be coming to acquire the kyubi for akatsuki soon or later. Your attempts to appeal to his better nature is wasted."
Kakashi: "And if sasuke or anyone else comes we will eliminate them same as we have done all the others you have sent."
Madara: "That may have been the case before but you have no idea what resources I have yet to use. When all this is over I will have the kyubi."
Sasuke falls to one knee suddenly and struggles to rise up as Naruto look on.
Madara: "..."

Zetsu is back to his full form and is examining the remains of Kisame. White Zetsu has a shocked look on his face while dark zetsu looks nervous.
White Zetsu: "Madara is not gonna like this news. Madara's plans depended greatly on Kisame's involvement."
Dark Zetsu: "We had better report this immediately."
Zetsu disappears under the ground with a view of kisame's body still laying where it was previously.

Madara is watching Sasuke get up while Naruto look on. Madara suddenly sees the image of the first hokage for a second.
Madara: "...."
Zetsu reappears right behind them and whispers something in Madara's ear. Madara suddenly turns around to face Zetsu. Zetsu's two sides look very nervous as Madara looks at them.
Madara: "Kisame is dead!?!"
Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura all have shocked looks on their faces.
Dark Zetsu: "It would appear the eight tails managed to kill him and it gets worse. Kisame's sword is missing. I think the eight tails has it now."
Madara: "This changes our plans but no matter. We will just need to acquire someone else to deal with the eight tails. Return to the village."
Zetsu leaves as Madara turns to Sasuke.
Madara: "Sasuke it is time to go. This time you are coming back with me. End of discussion."
Madara teleports Sasuke away as Sasuke looks at Naruto fade away from him.
Madara: "We will meet again soon."
Madara teleports away while Naruto looks on. Naruto turns around to face Kakashi and Sakura.
Kakashi thinking: "So this is the road you have chosen Naruto."
Naruto: "Lets go home."

Raikage is sitting in his office throne room as Team Samui stands before him.
Raikage: "As you three have been informed. We are now officially at war with akatsuki.
As your first assignment I am sending you to gather all intelligence you can from the hidden leaf village concerning all akatsuki activity including the actions of current and former members. You are then to integrate their intelligence with ours so that we may prepare for whatever offensive strategy akatsuki may attempt to use against us."
Samui: "Anything else?"
Raikage clasps his hands together and place them in front of his mouth. Then he cracks his knuckles as he looks at Samui.
Raikage: "I want you to determine exactly the strengths and weaknesses of Konoha's jinchuriki as well as protective measures in place to protect him"
Samui and the others are surprised at what Raikage has just said.
Samui: "Should I engage the jinchuriki in combat?"
Raikage looks Samui right in the eyes with a serious look on his face.
Raikage: "Do whatever you feel is necessary. Use the same test that was done with my brother if you have to."
Samui is shocked at what she has just heard as are everyone else in the room who look at raikage with surprise.

488: "The test of a warrior"
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Now, Sasuke, to the Uchihamobile! (disappears with Sasuke)

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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

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to lighten the mood, i made a spoof prediction (still thinking about what to write for the real prediction)

spoof prediction

naruto: Sasukeeeeeee!!!
Sasuke: Yes, i know my name’s sasuke…
naruto: I don’t care what you say, i just want to be with you, because i lov- errr, i care a lot about you!
Madara: Don’t be silly, everyone knows that you want his mayonnaise more eagerly than kyf and true-uchiha together! Now, sasuke, to the uchihamobile! (disappears with sasuke)
naruto: Now what i am supposed to do.
Kakashi: Hummm, naruto… (points to white zetsu)
naruto: Do i have to? I mean, he’s butt-naked! The only butt-naked guy i want to wrestle with is with sasuke, with lots and lots of lu-
kakashi: Shut up and fight, before sakura dies from lack of blood!
Sakura: (having a nosebleed while staring at white zetsu) me want…
white zetsu: Back off, filthy fangirl! (sakura hisses) now i’ll show you i’m not fodder! (everyone starts to laugh histerically)
kakashi: Oh my god, that’s rich!
Karin: Even i think you’re fodder!
White zetsu: You guys are so mean… (sai, kiba and lee appear) more konoha nin?
Sai: You’re weak, why are you so weak, white blob? Because you lack… penis.
White zetsu: (starts crying) it’s true… it’s all true! (runs away crying)
sai: Well, that took care of him.
Naruto: Wow, i never thought that i’d be happy to hear another penis joke again… but to the more important stuff, let’s go after sasuke!
Kakashi: Naruto, stop thinking about sasuke!
Naruto: Nevaaaaah!
Kakashi: (sighs) why do i even bother

(madara and sasuke are in a tank)
sasuke: Why are we riding a tank?
Madara: Why shouldn’t we be on a tank?! Now to cheer up the voyage… (starts singing) na na na na na na na na, batman! Na na na na na na na na na, batman!
Sasuke: Now you’re singing batman’s old theme?
Madara: I love batman!
Sasuke: Now i understand the mugen tsukuyomi plan… so, where are we headed to?
Madara: Amegakure! I’m going to fetch me some rinnegan!
Sasuke: I want some rinnegan too, can i have, can i, papi?
Madara: Hey, know your place, b*tch! Just for that, i’ll put on my “torture mix” on the cd player. (presses on the cd button)
sasuke “torture mix?” what the hell is th-
speakers: My hands! Don’t want to start again, my hands! No, they don’t want to understand, my hands!
Sasuke: Turn it off, turn it off!!!
Madara: Only when “i can transform ya” stops playing… and that’s the last track of the mix!
Sasuke: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

(zetsu arrives to kisame’s location, rejoined)
white zetsu: Oh, he’s already dead, madara won’t like this…
dark zetsu: But there’s a plus on his death.
White zetsu: There is?
Dark zetsu: Of course, free sushi! Dig in!
White zetsu: Yay! (notices samehada is missing) hey, where’s his sword?
Dark zetsu: Who cares, maybe the hachibi’s jinchuuriki took it. (starts to eat kisame’s head) yummy!

(sasuke and madara reach nagato’s tomb, konan is there, nervous)
konan: Madara, what are you doing here?
Sasuke: Are you hearing voices? It sounds like a woman…
madara: I heard that too, maybe it’s the rain…
konan: Answer me!
Madara: See?! I told you, it’s the rain.
Konan: Are you ignoring me?
Madara: Now, let’s defile this tomb while nobody watches!
Konan: Guys, i’m right over here…
sasuke: The rain seems intense…
madara: (opens nagato’s casket) a step away from absolute power, muhahahaha!!!
Mysterious voice: Not so fast, lollypop face!
Madara: I know this voice!
Sasuke: Who’s there?!
Konan: I am!
Mysterious voice: Run, uchichas, before you’re well done, because the ultimate collector of swords, trinkets and junk nobody cares about, the one, only and truly (comes out of the shadows) gilgamesh!
Sasuke: Gilga-who?
Madara: Hey, you’re that guy that i fought with to grab the kyuubi to attack kono- (sasuke looks shocked at madara) errr… you’re that guy!
Gilgamesh: Yes, it is i who almost defeated you with my extra special excalibur, but fate decided that the sword wouldn’t be your deathbringer!
Madara: (whispers) he used excalipoor, 1 hp damage.
Sasuke: (whispers) at least it does more damage then you in the entire manga.
Madara: Why, you little…! (strangles sasuke)
sasuke: I’m kidding!
Gilgamesh: Now is no time for fooling around, hand me the rinnegan!
Konan: I won’t let you!
Madara: Never!
Gilgamesh: Then i don’t have no choice but to use… (takes a sword out of his back)
madara: (in sarcastic tone) oh no, the excalibur. Wah, wah, i’m so afraid, yadda yadda, you know the rest.
Gilgamesh: (wields samehada) swordfish!
Madara: Oh crap! Bye, sasuke! (disappears in a vortex)
sasuke: Oh no, he didn’t! No matter, the power of emo conquers all!
Gilgamesh: Emo? On a second thought… (pulls zantetsuken out) hasta la vista, baby! (sasuke dies) now the rinnegan is mine, all mine!
Konan: Doesn’t anybody listen to me?! (kicks gilgamesh in the groin)
gilgamesh: Curses, my plans were foiled again, now by an unseen ghost!
Konan: I knew it, kunoichis do win battles! (naruto and his crew arrives)
naruto: What happened here? (notices sasuke is dead) noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Kakashi: (facepalms) oh god, please don’t let-
naruto: My life has no meaning anymore!!!! (stabs himself with zantetsuken) sasuuuuuuuuk-(gurgles while dying)
konan: Nobody cares about nagato corpse’s near defilement?! That’s it, i’m out of this manga!
Kakashi: Right behind you, sister.
Kiba: I’m going too.
Lee: Same.
Sai: My thoughts exactly.
Sakura: (standing alone) hey, guys, where are you going? Guys? Meh, this is still better than bleach.

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To lighten the mood, i made a spoof prediction (still thinking about what to write for the real prediction)

Spoof Prediction

Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEE!!!
Sasuke: Yes, I know my name’s Sasuke…
Naruto: I don’t care what you say, I just want to be with you, because I lov- errr, I care a lot about you!
Madara: Don’t be silly, everyone knows that you want his mayonnaise more eagerly than KYF and True-Uchiha together! Now, Sasuke, to the Uchihamobile! (disappears with Sasuke)
Naruto: Now what I am supposed to do.
Kakashi: Hummm, Naruto… (points to White Zetsu)
Naruto: Do I have to? I mean, he’s butt-naked! The only butt-naked guy I want to wrestle with is with Sasuke, with lots and lots of lu-
Kakashi: Shut up and fight, before Sakura dies from lack of blood!
Sakura: (having a nosebleed while staring at White Zetsu) Me want…
White Zetsu: Back off, filthy fangirl! (Sakura hisses) Now I’ll show you I’m not fodder! (everyone starts to laugh histerically)
Kakashi: Oh my God, that’s rich!
Karin: Even I think you’re fodder!
White Zetsu: You guys are so mean… (Sai, Kiba and Lee appear) More Konoha nin?
Sai: You’re weak, why are you so weak, white blob? Because you lack… penis.
White Zetsu: (starts crying) It’s true… it’s all true! (runs away crying)
Sai: Well, that took care of him.
Naruto: Wow, I never thought that I’d be happy to hear another penis joke again… but to the more important stuff, let’s go after Sasuke!
Kakashi: Naruto, stop thinking about Sasuke!
Naruto: NEVAAAAAH!
Kakashi: (sighs) Why do I even bother

(Madara and Sasuke are in a tank)
Sasuke: Why are we riding a tank?
Madara: Why shouldn’t we be on a tank?! Now to cheer up the voyage… (starts singing) Na na na na na na na na, Batman! Na na na na na na na na na, Batman!
Sasuke: Now you’re singing Batman’s old theme?
Madara: I love Batman!
Sasuke: Now I understand the Mugen Tsukuyomi plan… so, where are we headed to?
Madara: Amegakure! I’m going to fetch me some Rinnegan!
Sasuke: I want some Rinnegan too, can I have, can I, papi?
Madara: Hey, know your place, b*tch! Just for that, I’ll put on my “Torture Mix” on the CD player. (presses on the CD button)
Sasuke “Torture Mix?” What the hell is th-
Speakers: MY HANDS! Don’t want to start again, MY HANDS! No, they don’t want to understand, MY HANDS!
Sasuke: Turn it off, turn it off!!!
Madara: Only when “I can transform ya” stops playing… and that’s the last track of the mix!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Zetsu arrives to Kisame’s location, rejoined)
White Zetsu: Oh, he’s already dead, Madara won’t like this…
Dark Zetsu: But there’s a plus on his death.
White Zetsu: There is?
Dark Zetsu: Of course, free sushi! Dig in!
White Zetsu: Yay! (notices Samehada is missing) Hey, where’s his sword?
Dark Zetsu: Who cares, maybe the Hachibi’s Jinchuuriki took it. (starts to eat Kisame’s head) Yummy!

(Sasuke and Madara reach Nagato’s tomb, Konan is there, nervous)
Konan: Madara, what are you doing here?
Sasuke: Are you hearing voices? It sounds like a woman…
Madara: I heard that too, maybe it’s the rain…
Konan: Answer me!
Madara: See?! I told you, it’s the rain.
Konan: Are you ignoring me?
Madara: Now, let’s defile this tomb while nobody watches!
Konan: Guys, I’m right over here…
Sasuke: The rain seems intense…
Madara: (opens Nagato’s casket) A step away from absolute power, muhahahaha!!!
Mysterious Voice: Not so fast, lollypop face!
Madara: I know this voice!
Sasuke: Who’s there?!
Konan: I am!
Mysterious Voice: Run, Uchichas, before you’re well done, because the ultimate collector of swords, trinkets and junk nobody cares about, the one, only and truly (comes out of the shadows) Gilgamesh!
Sasuke: Gilga-who?
Madara: Hey, you’re that guy that I fought with to grab the Kyuubi to attack Kono- (Sasuke looks shocked at Madara) errr… you’re that guy!
Gilgamesh: Yes, it is I who almost defeated you with my extra special Excalibur, but fate decided that the sword wouldn’t be your deathbringer!
Madara: (whispers) He used Excalipoor, 1 HP damage.
Sasuke: (whispers) At least it does more damage then you in the entire manga.
Madara: Why, you little…! (strangles Sasuke)
Sasuke: I’m kidding!
Gilgamesh: Now is no time for fooling around, hand me the Rinnegan!
Konan: I won’t let you!
Madara: Never!
Gilgamesh: Then I don’t have no choice but to use… (takes a sword out of his back)
Madara: (in sarcastic tone) Oh no, the Excalibur. Wah, wah, I’m so afraid, yadda yadda, you know the rest.
Gilgamesh: (wields Samehada) Swordfish!
Madara: Oh crap! Bye, Sasuke! (disappears in a vortex)
Sasuke: Oh no, he didn’t! No matter, the power of emo conquers all!
Gilgamesh: Emo? On a second thought… (pulls Zantetsuken out) Hasta la vista, baby! (Sasuke dies) Now the Rinnegan is mine, all mine!
Konan: Doesn’t anybody listen to me?! (kicks Gilgamesh in the groin)
Gilgamesh: Curses, my plans were foiled again, now by an unseen ghost!
Konan: I knew it, kunoichis do win battles! (Naruto and his crew arrives)
Naruto: What happened here? (notices Sasuke is dead) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kakashi: (facepalms) Oh God, please don’t let-
Naruto: My life has no meaning anymore!!!! (stabs himself with Zantetsuken) SASUUUUUUUUK-(gurgles while dying)
Konan: Nobody cares about Nagato corpse’s near defilement?! That’s it, I’m out of this manga!
Kakashi: Right behind you, sister.
Kiba: I’m going too.
Lee: Same.
Sai: My thoughts exactly.
Sakura: (standing alone) Hey, guys, where are you going? Guys? Meh, this is still better than Bleach.
LMFAO..wooow gud 1..
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the chap was pretty awesome.

And now I know what Itachi's gift will do lol. Since the only way to stop the 2 froms dying in a fight has to be Itachi's gift
Maybe. The power Itachi gave could easily be his own precaution in the case that Naruto was still thinking like an "immature child" and refusing to kill the man that threatens the village that he died and gave so much for. Itachi's powers are related to his MS, and Sasuke will soon be taking Itachi's eyes. I think the power will have to do with a connection between Naruto/ Itachi eye power and Sasuke/Itachi's eyes. Honestly, if Itachi has to stop the 2 from killing each other, Itachi will kill Sasuke.
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Honestly, if Itachi has to stop the 2 from killing each other, Itachi will kill Sasuke
I can agree with this, being that the question Itachi was asking Naruto was if he could stop/kill Sasuke if he attacked The Leaf.
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can anyone post upa link for naruto chapter 486
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looks like the Uchiha gets another hax once again. http://www.narutocentral.com/manga.p...ruto&c=486&p=4

i guess EMS isnt enough, Madara has to have the rinnegan as well. that explains why we only see one eye. he probably takes out his left eye (our right) because it uses to much chakra, plus he probably gets effected just like Kakashi (cant use it much). one question, where did he get it?
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Re: 487 Predictions/Spoilers

maybe in long term but we get some leads about sasuke becoming the new pain he like naruto training hard with more physically related help (ie narutos mass shadow clones and kyuubi energy) and a few intense days of training gets it down. then naruto becomes sasuke in that he trains through using others ninjutsus and maybe using the kyuubi and unleashes some super known or super obvious hack kinda accidently in heat of battle. then they both go at it in a naruto v pain rematch.

maybe kb trains with naruto in jinchurri control a/o gaara with his time spent with his.
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