Dead Baby Jokes

01purple · 06-02-2010, 08:50 PM

Yes, some people may call me a twisted bastard, but dead baby jokes are just too damn funny to be left unsaid. And I know many of them.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's funnier than a dead baby swinging on a ceiling fan?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

A dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of icecream, 1 scoop of dead baby.

How do you fit a dead baby into a cup? Put it in the blender. How do you get it out?

Chips.

What do you call a dead baby hanging from your wall?

Art.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a bag of bowling balls?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Cause it was being dragged on the back of a truck.

KillerNN · 06-02-2010, 08:55 PM

Lmfao!! I was thinking of these when I saw the Joke thread.
Your a funny person 01...

ask me anything · 06-02-2010, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01purple

Yes, some people may call me a twisted bastard, but dead baby jokes are just too damn funny to be left unsaid. And I know many of them.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's funnier than a dead baby swinging on a ceiling fan?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

A dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of icecream, 1 scoop of dead baby.

How do you fit a dead baby into a cup? Put it in the blender. How do you get it out?

Chips.

What do you call a dead baby hanging from your wall?

Art.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a bag of bowling balls?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Cause it was being dragged on the back of a truck.

LOL, you find this funny, yet requests for pics insult you. Oh, the irony.....

kluang · 06-02-2010, 09:40 PM

Yessssssssssssss. The irony hurtsssssssssssss.........

**Miburo** · 06-02-2010, 09:50 PM

I wouldn't call anyone a twisted bastard just because they can copy and paste some old as fuck jokes.

Freshgrease · 06-02-2010, 09:56 PM

For the record, it was a definitive "meh"

01purple · 06-02-2010, 11:31 PM

I didn't copy and paste them, they are pretty old, that's why I remember these particular ones off the top of my head. and the point is for people to put NEW ones or unheard ones. I find them very entertaining, so I was hoping someone would come in and post some updated ones.

**Miburo** · 06-02-2010, 11:40 PM

Post some pics, and I'll come up with a couple new dead baby jokes.

KillerNN · 06-02-2010, 11:47 PM

^^Lol.

@Purple: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Womp,womp.

kluang · 06-02-2010, 11:49 PM

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

One baby jokes= One pic.

You owe me one honey baby

KillerNN · 06-02-2010, 11:50 PM

Its true, he made a joke.

LonelyNinja · 06-03-2010, 01:36 AM

I've got one.

01purple · 06-03-2010, 02:53 PM

Fine. Don't post jokes. I'm not posting pics either.

**Mal** · 06-06-2010, 06:06 AM

You pussy.

zer0systm · 06-06-2010, 08:10 AM

What breaks when you give it to a 3 year old?

Her Pelvis

amidoinitrite?

06-02-2010, 08:50 PM	#1
01purple Owlett Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Washington Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 3,492 Thanked 1,406 Times in 924 Posts	Dead Baby Jokes Yes, some people may call me a twisted bastard, but dead baby jokes are just too damn funny to be left unsaid. And I know many of them. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's funnier than a dead baby swinging on a ceiling fan? Stopping it with a shovel. What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 trees. How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of icecream, 1 scoop of dead baby. How do you fit a dead baby into a cup? Put it in the blender. How do you get it out? Chips. What do you call a dead baby hanging from your wall? Art. What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a bag of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork. Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was being dragged on the back of a truck. __________________ "YOU, I HAVE SEEN THE OCEAN!" ~Holo

06-02-2010, 08:55 PM	#2
KillerNN Λυρικής Σκέψεις Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 2,097 Thanks: 3,614 Thanked 4,322 Times in 1,976 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes Lmfao!! I was thinking of these when I saw the Joke thread. Your a funny person 01... __________________ The Cap'n

06-02-2010, 09:40 PM	#4
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,698 Times in 2,111 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes Yessssssssssssss. The irony hurtsssssssssssss......... __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

06-02-2010, 09:50 PM	#5
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes I wouldn't call anyone a twisted bastard just because they can copy and paste some old as fuck jokes.

06-02-2010, 09:56 PM	#6
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes For the record, it was a definitive "meh" __________________

06-02-2010, 11:31 PM	#7
01purple Owlett Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Washington Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 3,492 Thanked 1,406 Times in 924 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes I didn't copy and paste them, they are pretty old, that's why I remember these particular ones off the top of my head. and the point is for people to put NEW ones or unheard ones. I find them very entertaining, so I was hoping someone would come in and post some updated ones. __________________ "YOU, I HAVE SEEN THE OCEAN!" ~Holo

06-02-2010, 11:40 PM	#8
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes Post some pics, and I'll come up with a couple new dead baby jokes.

06-02-2010, 11:47 PM	#9
KillerNN Λυρικής Σκέψεις Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 2,097 Thanks: 3,614 Thanked 4,322 Times in 1,976 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes ^^Lol. @Purple: Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken. Womp,womp. __________________ The Cap'n

06-02-2010, 11:49 PM	#10
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,698 Times in 2,111 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples One baby jokes= One pic. You owe me one honey baby __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

06-02-2010, 11:50 PM	#11
KillerNN Λυρικής Σκέψεις Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 2,097 Thanks: 3,614 Thanked 4,322 Times in 1,976 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes Its true, he made a joke. __________________ The Cap'n

06-03-2010, 01:36 AM	#12
LonelyNinja Fight On, Fight Hard Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fistopia Age: 21 Posts: 399 Thanks: 111 Thanked 4,264 Times in 1,459 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes I've got one. Why did the baby You're not funny. __________________

06-03-2010, 02:53 PM	#13
01purple Owlett Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Washington Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 3,492 Thanked 1,406 Times in 924 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fine. Don't post jokes. I'm not posting pics either. __________________ "YOU, I HAVE SEEN THE OCEAN!" ~Holo

06-06-2010, 06:06 AM	#14
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,112 Thanks: 12,947 Thanked 10,883 Times in 3,862 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes You pussy.

06-06-2010, 08:10 AM	#15
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,263 Thanked 8,045 Times in 2,868 Posts	Re: Dead Baby Jokes What breaks when you give it to a 3 year old? Her Pelvis amidoinitrite? __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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