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Old 06-28-2007, 06:15 PM   #1
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Uncircumcised Truth: A NL Conspiracy.

Today as I checked the Naruto Lounge forums, I noticed that the Second Annual Forum Awards voting process had begun. Using my vastly superior reflexes and agility, I quickly clicked on the most important category in the existence of all forum polling history: The Biggest Forum Moment Poll.

However, to my shock and dismay, the most important forum moment was not anywhere to be found within the selection provided. Obviously I’m referring to when Jaxon’s e-penis exploded into the forum room.

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. How could this be possible? So doing what any badass hero would, I began countless seconds of research so that I could uncover the truth. And uncover I did.

As you can see, the current selections include “Point system” and “Point system removal.” However, in the nominations thread the ‘Point system’ was never even nominated! Point system removal was nominated three times. There were two nominations in which I had no clue as to what the fuck the people nominating them were talking about, but even if you count those two towards ‘point system’ it still doesn’t beat the three nominations that ‘Jaxon’s e-penis exploding into the forum room’ received.

While many may say it was a simple oversight, or that Shino may have felt that such a nomination was inappropriate for whatever reason, I think we all know the real reasoning behind all this. Obviously the people in power wish to suppress massive e-penises.

Now you may not care. “It’s not my e-penis,” is what you’re thinking. Yeah, but who’s e-penis do you think is going to be next on the chopping block? Where will they stop? If you don’t take a stand now, your e-penis may some day be on the receiving end of Shino’s firm strangle hold of oppression. Is that what you want? Shino strangling your e-penis? I know I don’t.

Also, look at what else I found. When you spell Shino’s name backwards you get:

ONIhs

As any weeaboo can probably tell you, Oni means demon. Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!

And I’m sure if I fucked around with his birth date I could find a 666 in there somehow. Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!

And when you take out the ‘n,’ replace it with a “-“ in his name and add another "h" or some shit then scramble the letters around you get:

OH SHI-

Oh shi-, indeed. Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!

Now I’m not blaming Shino, because there’s always a possibility that he’s just a figurehead being manipu---wait, shit, this is the conspiracy forum---I mean that he’s definitely just a figurehead being manipulated by some higher authority through no fault of his own. I’m going to go ahead and blame Bush, or Nazis. Or Aliens. Or just big-bushed Nazi aliens. Yeah, that works.

Obviously great injustices are being done. That’s for sure. Fight teh powar! Or at least get that poll fixed.

@Mods- This is a legitimate conspiracy theory. Or it’s at least just as legitimate as any other theory posted in here. If you’re going to close or delete this, you better close or delete them all! Win-win either way as far as I’m concerned. XD

This took me 4 minutes and 49 seconds to type, and is probably less than a page long on Word. Pre-emptive against "lolfreetime" comments from half-wits. ; )

Also, cocks.

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Old 06-28-2007, 06:26 PM   #2
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Re: Uncircumcised Truth: A NL Conspiracy.

Why would any person care for this thread its prop the most useless one i have seen here for all my time at Nl.
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:27 PM   #3
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>.> I was nominated 4 time for fave member... oh well T.T I don't think there's much to it, Shino probably need more, appropriate, options for people to choose from. ((something fishy might be up, I was knocked off 20+ posts. I couldn't find any threads that were moved or deleted that I had posted that much in... also, I suddenly have a full rep bar...)

P.S. Truth is a girl, can't be circumcised anyway! :P
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:28 PM   #4
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the most useless one i have seen here for all my time at Nl.
You joined last month. Nice one, oh wise sage.
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:28 PM   #5
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Re: Uncircumcised Truth: A NL Conspiracy.

This seems like Spam Zone material. I wonder if it'll stay here.
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:33 PM   #6
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This seems like Spam Zone material. I wonder if it'll stay here.
This is a legitimate conspiracy. In fact, more so than many of the others in this section. However, you're right, I doubt it will stay here. Because Shino wants to cover up the truth.
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:34 PM   #7
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Re: Uncircumcised Truth: A NL Conspiracy.

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Why would any person care for this thread its prop the most useless one i have seen here for all my time at Nl.
No one cares if you care. Besides, of course you wouldn't care, you seem like the type that would like a dude to strangle your e-penis. Disprove my plox or GTFO!

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This seems like Spam Zone material. I wonder if it'll stay here.
Conspiracy forum is like the spam zone for debating, petty much. Or debate forum for dummies. Something like that. Though, I'm sure the power will try to silence the truth, I'll give you that. ; )

Edit: Oh shit, great minds think alike.
 
Old 06-28-2007, 06:48 PM   #8
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first this thread don't even belong here this is spam zone material
You're not a mod, report the thing or quit your crying. Also, it's already been stated numerous times that this is a legitimate conspiracy theory using all the other theories here as a measuring stick.

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Old 06-28-2007, 07:17 PM   #9
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MIBURO WINS BEST THREAD AWARD

AND ITT WE DELETE OUR POSTS AFTER SAYING SOMETHING, NICE ONE YONDAIMEHOKAGE16

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Yes, Shino is obviously suppressing the masses because his fascist-like authoritative style of moderation is just the thing for it. DAMN FASCIST FORUM GOVERNMENT. They deleted the Revolutions thread, too, because the mods are fascists who fear revolution! See! Ha! Moar proof for the conspiracy!
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Re: Uncircumcised Truth: A NL Conspiracy.

Bidding for some NL Awards, Miburo?

Sorry. Spam is closed.
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:24 AM   #11
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Re: Uncircumcised Truth: A NL Conspiracy.

Just read some of the more recent threads in this section. They made me want to claw my eyes out.

So sticking this so that it can serve as an example of an awesome conspiracy theory.
 
Old 06-22-2008, 12:27 AM   #12
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Lol, someone's a bit conceited, eh? ;D
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:35 AM   #13
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I call it confidence. ; )
 
Old 06-22-2008, 12:39 AM   #14
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Over confidence, maybe? O:
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:46 AM   #15
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Maybe, but I doubt it. ; )

Besides, calling my shit awesome compared to the other conspiracies here isn't really much of a boast anyway. You could bash your head off your keyboard and most likely come up with better shit. I wouldn't call it bragging, yo! Moar lyke stating the obvious, amirite?
 
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